From the email responding to my protest: Thank you for contacting us at PepsiCo to share your sincere thoughts. We want to reassure you that the commercial you cited was not one conceived and produced by PepsiCo, and it never aired on television. Rather, it was a consumer submission in our web-based Crash the Super Bowl promotion, in which participants can upload their own 30-second spots for Doritos tortilla chips or Pepsi MAX to be considered for broadcast during Super Bowl XLV. We announced the contest finalists this morning and this consumer submission is not included in that selection. We...