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<p>Three men who went streaking through a Denny's restaurant were chilled and chagrined when they spotted a thief drive off in their getaway car, their clothes inside.</p> <p>Naked in the 20-degree weather, the three young men huddled behind cars in a parking lot until police arrived.</p>

British streaker Mark Roberts jumps over the net of central court, during the final of the French Open at Roland Garros stadium in Paris, June 8, 2003. Juan Carlos Ferrero of Spain defeated Martin Verkerk of the Netherlands to win the title, 6-1 6-3 6-2. REUTERS/Philippe Wojazer A streaker and a security officer jump over the net as Spain's Juan Carlos Ferrero faces The Netherlands' Martin Verkerk in their men's final for the French Open tennis tournament at Roland Garros stadium in Paris Sunday June 8, 2003. (AP Photo/Lionel Cironneau)

Thong-clad biker has some eyes sore   By Jesse Bogan San Antonio Express-News   Web Posted : 05/05/2003 12:00 AM   Though he appears nearly naked from time to time, Joseph Gottschalk is legally covered. Joseph Gottschalk causes controversy by choosing to wear the minimum amount of clothing required by law while bicycling. The thong-clad Gottschalk was riding in his neighborhood near Southside Lions Park on Saturday.Bob Owen/Express-News React What do you think of thong-clad cyclist? "Don't they call that a thong? I think it's disgusting," said Norm Sutton, 66, of the undressed man who rides his bike around Southside...

Posted on Sun, May. 19, 2002 Runners sport costumes, or not By MARGIE MASONAssociated Press SAN FRANCISCO — Some 75,000 racers slogged through early morning mist and rain Sunday, but the spirit synonymous with the Bay to Breakers footrace still shone in everything from a "trailer-trash" float to several runners sporting nothing but a smile."It's so much fun," said Catherine Wagner, dressed as Wonder Woman. "It's the quintessential San Francisco moment."The 7.46-mile, 91st annual race was a sea of color as it snaked its way along the city's famous Hayes Street hill. World-class runners meshed with costumed participants in...