Last Sunday I was hanging out at the massive Calle Ocho parade in Miami with a bunch of hot Latin chix. I bet you would love to hear about my exploits with the latter but I have to file that part under "PRIVATE." However, whilst allowing my Latina female fans bask in the glow of my charisma, I noticed an older couple walking around and handing out "VIVA BUSH" stickers. Muy Bien I thought. A good idea to do something like this at a very popular festival. However, I noticed that the young folks paid no attention to this and...