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I Snapped this picture today in a very small town near my own in north central Oklahoma. The sales pitch is simply brilliant, and I just had to share. Please caption, comment, photoshop, or come up with your own funny "You know Your a Redneck when..." line.

Former United States President Bill Clinton, right, jokes with basketball great Michael Jordan during a team photo session for the Presidents Cup golf competition Tuesday, Oct. 6, 2009, in San Francisco. Jordan is on hand as a guest of U.S. captain Fred Couples.

President Barack Obama, right, watches as first lady Michelle Obama, left, looks through a telescope to star gaze during an event on the South Lawn of the White House in Washington, Wednesday, Oct. 7, 2009

The Dalai Lama (right) greets Senator John McCain during a ceremony at the US Capitol in Washington, DC. Top US lawmakers have presented the Dalai Lama with an award in Congress, throwing their support behind the exiled Tibetan leader who is being shunned by President Barack Obama.

I have seen so many people wonder why Michelle wears her ugly belts up high looking retarded. Also she has been looking pregnant since May but by now she would be much bigger if she really was pregnant. I have followed her clothes in my blog and figured out a few days ago why this is happening. My fairly long post about my conclusion, with pictures, is on my front page. Please tell me what you think - do you agree with my assessment of her figure problems?

Bill Clinton, UN special envoy to Haiti and former US President, holds a piece made of pressed garbage to be used as fuel during an IBD international business meeting in Port-au-Prince, Thursday, Oct. 1, 2009. Clinton and a trade delegation of at least 200 businessmen arrived to encourage a trade and investment mission in Haiti. Former President Bill Clinton holds a piece of charcoal made from saw dust to heat and cook food as he speaks about Haiti during the Americas Conference in Coral Gables Fla, Tuesday Sept 29, 2009. Days before he leads a trade delegation to Haiti to...

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Is that what she sees at night? (Is that what HE sees at night?)

Senate Finance Committee members, from left, Sen. Jay Rockefeller, D-W.Va., Sen. Charles Schumer, D-N.Y., and Sen Maria Cantwell, D-Wash., talk on Capitol Hill in Washington, Tuesday on Sept. 29, 2009, before the start of the markup of health care legislation.

A model displays a spring/summer design by Carlos Diez during the Pasarela Cibeles fashion show in Madrid, Tuesday, Sept. 22, 2009.

Vice President Joseph Biden and Secretary of State Hillary Rodham Clinton listen in the Oval Office of the White House in Washington, Tuesday, Sept. 29, 2009, as President Barack Obama mets with NATO Secretary General Anders Fogh Rasmussen

President Barack Obama and NATO Secretary General Anders Fogh Rasmussen approach their chairs to make remarks to the media at the conclusion of their meeting, Tuesday, Sept. 29, 2009, in the Oval Office of the White House in Washington.

Former U.S. President Bill Clinton (R) reaches in to kiss his wife, U.S. Secretary of State Hillary Clinton at the Clinton Global Initiative in New York, September 25, 2009. About 1,200 participants including heads of state, business leaders, humanitarians and celebrities will attend the fifth annual Clinton Global Initiative (CGI) which started on Tuesday.

President Barack Obama holding daughter Malia Obama, center, looks up at the Washington Monument while first lady Michelle Obama, left, gestures during a visit at the Washington Monument in Washington, Sunday, Sept. 27, 2009. President Barack Obama, fourth from right, and family visit the Thomas Jefferson Memorial in Washington, Sunday, Sept. 27, 2009. Also pictured are first lady Michelle Obama, second right, and daughters Malia, right, and Sasha, third right, and Maya Soetoro-Ng, Obama's sister, second left, with her husband, Konrad Ng, third left, and their children Suhaila, left, and Savita Ng, in harness with father. President Barack Obama and...

U.S. First lady Michelle Obama delivers a speech during the visit with the other first ladies to CAPA high school of art on September 25, 2009 during the G20 summit in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania. U.S. first lady Michelle Obama waves at an event for the spouses of the G20 world leaders at CAPA school during the G20 Pittsburgh Summit in Pittsburgh, September 25, 2009.

U.S. President Barack Obama (L) turns the podium over to his French counterpart Nicolas Sarkozy to deliver a statement about the discovery of an undeclared nuclear site in Iran from the David L. Lawrence Convention Center in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania, on the second day of the G20 Summit, September 25, 2009. President Barack Obama, center, waves at the end of a group photo opportunity at the G-20 summit in Pittsburgh, Friday, Sept. 25, 2009. Also pictured, left to right: Indonesia's President Susilo Bambang Yudhoyono; German Chancellor Angela Merkel; Brazil's President Luiz Inacio Lula da Silva; British Prime Minister Gordon Brown; President...

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"Ah need room. Motel 6 doan wann me."

U.S. President Barack Obama speaks at the Clinton Global Initiative in New York September 22, 2009. Former U.S. President Bill Clinton applauds in the background.

President Barack Obama watches as a translator explains the word "jumpshot" during his meeting with China's President Hu Jintao in New York September 22, 2009. Obama was complimenting Hu with the basketball reference.

US President Barack Obama (C) looks on as Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu (L) and Palestinian President Mahmud Abbas (R) shake hands before a trilateral meeting at the Waldorf Astoria in New York. Obama said Tuesday that final status talks on the creation of a Palestinian state "must begin soon" at a three-way summit designed to jolt stalled Middle East talks back to life. (AFP/Jim Watson). President Barack Obama sits with Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu, left, and Palestinian President Mahmoud Abbas, right, as they begin their trilateral meeting on the sidelines of the United Nations General Assembly in New...

A photo from the taping of President Obama's appearance on the David Letterman Show, to be aired tonight

President Barack Obama talks with host David Letterman during a break at a taping of CBS The Late Show with David Letterman at the Ed Sullivan Theater in New York, Monday, Sept. 21, 2009.

President Obama walked down from Air Force One after his plane landed shortly before 11 a.m. Monday. He and Gov. David A. Paterson exchanged a brief greeting. They shook hands. Mr. Obama gave Mr. Paterson a half-embrace, then whispered into his ear for a few seconds. It was impossible for anyone nearby to hear over the roar of the engines.

Former President Jimmy Carter smiles during his 28th annual town hall meeting at Emory University in Atlanta, Wednesday, September 16, 2009. Carter answered questions from Emory students on the topics of President Barack Obama, healthcare reform and the middle east Former US president Jimmy Carter stands in front of the controversial Israeli separation barrier during a visit to the West Bank village of Bilin in August. Carter said Sunday Palestinian leaders were "seriously considering" a one-state solution for the Israeli-Palestinian conflict, following a visit to the Middle East.

First lady Michelle Obama attends the opening of FRESHFARM market's new farmers' market with Assistant White House Chef Sam Kass (L), a few blocks away from the White House in Washington September 17, 2009. First lady Michelle Obama bought cheese, fingerling potatoes, eggs, black kale and other items Thursday at the launch of a new farmers market blocks from the White House.

Caption the Sith Lord Obama.

After the 2 million strong conservative freedom rally on 9-12: And, here is the filth left for someone else to clean up after the Inauguration of Barack Obama: Via Prisca

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