Posts by sodpoodle

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  • COULD the world come to an end?

    09/22/2017 11:01:34 AM PDT · 11 of 36
    sodpoodle to Responsibility2nd

    I think you will find this site interesting. World wide millions of people die and millions are born every day.

  • In Case You Were Planning To Float Any Long Term Loans ...

    09/22/2017 9:36:42 AM PDT · 19 of 53
    sodpoodle to Sean_Anthony

    It’s Armageddon for millions every day. Interesting and illustrative site.

  • Getting Old?

    09/22/2017 4:50:05 AM PDT · 1 of 56
    escape from HRC saturation;)
  • Faith and Wisdom

    09/22/2017 4:15:34 AM PDT · 1 of 2
    It happens to all of us.
  • Today's Toons 9/22/17

    09/22/2017 3:56:02 AM PDT · 3 of 19
    sodpoodle to pookie18

    Hitching a ride with Pookie;)


    Father Norton woke up Sunday morning and realizing

    it was an exceptionally beautiful and sunny early spring

    day, decided he just had to play golf.

    So... he told the Associate Pastor that he was feeling
    sick and persuaded him to say Mass for him that day.

    As soon as the Associate Pastor left the room, Father
    Norton headed out of town to a golf course about forty
    miles away.

    This way he knew he wouldn’t accidentally meet anyone he knew from his parish. Setting up on the first tee, he was alone. After all, it was Sunday morning and everyone else was in church!

    At about this time, Saint Peter leaned over to the Lord
    while looking down from the heavens and exclaimed,

    “You’re not going to let him get away with this, are you?”

    The Lord sighed, and said, “No, I guess not.

    Just then Father Norton hit the ball and it shot straight
    towards the pin, dropping just short of it, rolled up and
    fell into the hole.


    St. Peter was astonished. He looked at the Lord and
    asked, “Why did you let him do that?”

    The Lord smiled and replied, “Who’s he going to tell?”


  • Police Search For ‘Mad Pooper’ Who Dumps And Runs

    09/20/2017 6:34:26 AM PDT · 12 of 78
    sodpoodle to Red Badger

    Does HRC have proof of where she was during this event? She’s been pooping all over TV!!!!!!!

  • Global warming speeds up due to Pacific 'flip'

    09/18/2017 3:46:19 PM PDT · 25 of 39
    sodpoodle to Oldeconomybuyer

    Wonder why the leftist media has not demanded The Weather Channel be renamed The Climate Channel?

    Have been watching the hurricane updates 24/7 and have been wondering ‘WHERE IS JIM CANTORE?’

  • Hillary mulls challenging legitimacy of 2016 election, cites Russian influence

    09/18/2017 2:11:46 PM PDT · 35 of 105
    sodpoodle to pepsi_junkie

    Hitler lost a war. Don’t think Hitler even blamed anyone but himself and he took care of that with arsenic and a bullet.

    Hillary is in a similar place - she thought she was invincible. But now she’s simply invisible and she hates it. Arkancide might be her only option

    She is just FReeper fodder.....and we are lovin’ it.

    HA HA HA!!!!

  • Hurricane Irma: Cranes Out Of Control and Roofs Torn Off

    09/10/2017 11:00:49 AM PDT · 2 of 17
    sodpoodle to Trumpnation

    Two police officers killed in head on collision. See here;

    Vehicles driven by a sheriff’s deputy and a correctional officer crashed into each other Sunday morning, killing both in Hardee County, southeast of Tampa.

  • Hurricane Irma shifts toward Florida's west coast, which faces 'very dangerous' situation

    09/09/2017 8:13:12 AM PDT · 33 of 118
    sodpoodle to Oldeconomybuyer

    Weather monitoring and communication are so much more informative than they were in the 1960’s.

    No room at the Inn;(

    I remember Dora in 1964. Husband overseas and I was a mother of a 2 yr. old son and a TWO WEEK old baby, living with mother-in-law on Tybee Island, Ga. My MIL called her sister to see if we could stay further inland with her. Her answer was ‘NO’!!!!! So we drove to a motel in Savannah and stayed overnight. The next morning, we returned to Tybee - believing the worst was over. However, a concerned neighbor raced over and asked us why on earth we came back so soon. She ordered us to go with her and stay with her family much further inland. Great neighbor and her family. My poor mother-in-law was devastated that her neighbor was a better Christian that her own sister!!!!!!!

    Ahh, Memories!

  • Hurricane Jose Is Now a Category 4 Storm

    09/09/2017 7:02:50 AM PDT · 29 of 30
    sodpoodle to nickcarraway

    Weather monitoring and communication is so much more available than the 1960’s.

    I remember Dora in 1964. Husband overseas and I was a mother of a 2 yr. old son and a TWO WEEK old baby, living with mother-in-law on Tybee Island, Ga. My MIL called her sister to see if we could stay further inland with her. Her answer was ‘NO’!!!!! So we drove to a motel in Savannah and stayed overnight. We went back to Tybee - believing the worst was over. However, a wonderful neighbor raced over and asked us why we returned. She ordered us to go with her and stay with her family much further inland. Great neighbor and family. My poor mother-in-law was devastated that her neighbor was a better Christian that her own sister!!!!!!!

  • Graham wants to haul back Comey to testify on Clinton email case, says 'I smell a rat'

    09/07/2017 1:31:35 PM PDT · 22 of 71
    sodpoodle to mandaladon

    Too lazy to start a thread - so in defense of Lindsay Graham ..................

    The king wanted to go fishing and he asked the royal weather forecaster the forecast for the next few hours. The palace meteorologist assured him that there was no chance of rain.

    So the king and the queen went fishing. On the way he met a man with a fishing pole riding on a donkey, and he asked the man if the fish were biting.

    The fisherman said, “Your Majesty, you should return to the palace!

    In just a short time I expect a huge rain storm.”

    The king replied: “I hold the palace meteorologist in high regard. He is an educated and experienced professional. Besides, I pay him very high wages. He gave me a very different forecast. I trust him.”

    So the king continued on his way. However, in a short time a torrential rain fell from the sky. The King and Queen were totally soaked. Furious, the king returned to the palace and gave the order to fire the meteorologist.

    Then he summoned the fisherman and offered him the prestigious position of royal forecaster.

    The fisherman said, “Your Majesty, I do not know anything about forecasting. I obtain my information from my donkey.

    If I see my donkey’s ears drooping, it means with certainty that… it will rain.”

    So the king hired the donkey. And thus began the practice of hiring dumb asses to work in influential positions of government. The practice is unbroken to this date.

    And thus, the democrat party… symbol was born!

  • Georgia FReepers, prepare for Irma

    09/07/2017 12:30:42 PM PDT · 21 of 68
    sodpoodle to Paladin2

    Then a Prius might also be a good car to have in these situations. Thx

  • Georgia FReepers, prepare for Irma

    09/07/2017 12:08:05 PM PDT · 4 of 68
    sodpoodle to FreedomPoster

    There’s always so much demand for gas in evacuations - for automobiles and more recently generators. Is it a good idea to have reserve cans of gas in your car??

    Serious question - I would expect that transporting in a truck is fine - but a small car?

  • A Monumental Disaster

    09/06/2017 2:36:18 PM PDT · 1 of 8
    One ugly playdough
  • Odds and Ends

    09/05/2017 3:25:16 PM PDT · 1 of 13
    Men Are Just Happier People!

    What do you expect from such simple creatures? Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack. You can never be pregnant. You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. You can wear NO shirt to a water park.

    Car mechanics tell you the truth. The world is your urinal. You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky. You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt. Wrinkles add character. Wedding dress - $5,000. Tux rental - $100. People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet. One mood all the time. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. You know stuff about tanks.

    A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase. You can open all your own jars. You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness. If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend. Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack. Two pairs of shoes are more than enough. You almost never have strap problems in public. You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes. Everything on your face stays its original color. The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades. You only have to shave your face and neck.

    You can play with toys all your life. One wallet and one pair of shoes - one color for all seasons. You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look. You can 'do' your nails with a pocket knife. You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache. You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes.

    No wonder men are happier!


    If Laura, Kate and Sarah go out for lunch, they will call each other Laura, Kate and Sarah. If Mike, Dave and John go out, they will affectionately refer to each other as Fat Boy, Bubba and Wildman.


    When the bill arrives, Mike, Dave and John will each throw in $20, even though it's only for $32.50. None of them will have anything smaller and none will actually admit they want change back.

    When the girls get their bill, outcome the pocket calculators.


    A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs. A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need but it's on sale.


    A man has six items in his bathroom: toothbrush and toothpaste, shaving cream, razor, a bar of soap, and a towel. The average number of items in the typical woman's bathroom is 337 A man would not be able to identify more than 20 of these items.


    A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.


    A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.


    A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn’t. A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, but she does.


    A woman will dress up to go shopping, water the plants, empty the trash, answer the phone, read a book, and get the mail. A man will dress up for weddings and funerals.


    Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed. Women somehow deteriorate during the night.


    Ah, children. A woman knows all about her children. She knows about dentist appointments and romances, best friends, favorite foods, secret fears and hopes and dreams. A man is vaguely aware of some short people living in the house.


    A married man should forget his mistakes. There's no use in two people remembering the same thing!

    So, send this to the women who have a sense of humor …. and to the men who will enjoy reading it.

  • Nobody owes you anything

    09/04/2017 12:47:59 PM PDT · 5 of 19
    sodpoodle to Fiddlstix

    Good catch;) Admonition should perhaps have been;

    “As an American - Nobody owes you Anything - with Freedom comes Responsibility.

  • Nobody owes you anything

    09/04/2017 12:37:16 PM PDT · 1 of 19
    On the money!!!!
  • A Sunday smile for Seniors

    09/03/2017 5:56:09 AM PDT · 1 of 15
    I don't write 'em I just post 'em.!!!!
  • The Millennials are now traveling unsupervised!!!

    09/01/2017 2:28:47 PM PDT · 2 of 55
    sodpoodle to V K Lee