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Posts by sodpoodle

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  • Brain Teasers for Geezers

    11/24/2017 2:08:56 PM PST · 30 of 85
    sodpoodle to Thank You Rush

    You win - well done TYR!!!

  • Brain Teasers for Geezers

    11/24/2017 2:06:44 PM PST · 27 of 85
    sodpoodle to knarf; iowamark

    Thanks, Iowamark also found a good copy on a blog site. Don’t know if there are any copyright issues.

    Waiting to be hammered as a ‘blog pimp’ LOL!!!

  • Brain Teasers for Geezers

    11/24/2017 2:02:06 PM PST · 23 of 85
    sodpoodle to Az Joe

    you just made that up - there is no such word in the English language as you describe.

  • Brain Teasers for Geezers

    11/24/2017 1:59:32 PM PST · 21 of 85
    sodpoodle to SkyDancer

    As many as he wants.

  • Brain Teasers for Geezers

    11/24/2017 1:58:28 PM PST · 20 of 85
    sodpoodle to Az Joe

    there are no words in English that rhyme with ‘silver’ or ‘orange’.

  • Brain Teasers for Geezers

    11/24/2017 1:55:39 PM PST · 18 of 85
    sodpoodle to iowamark

    OMG That’s a BLOG site. 3-2-1.....we are about to get excoriated for BLOG PIMPING!!!!! LOL!!!!

  • Brain Teasers for Geezers

    11/24/2017 1:41:01 PM PST · 10 of 85
    sodpoodle to fruser1

    He can run IN the woods, but running INTO would stop him cold.

  • Brain Teasers for Geezers

    11/24/2017 1:38:10 PM PST · 8 of 85
    sodpoodle to deport

    A dear friend sends me great emails daily. I’m sure they are circulating the net. No links - so I cut & paste.

    Too bad I have limited techie skills;(

  • Brain Teasers for Geezers

    11/24/2017 1:18:33 PM PST · 2 of 85
    sodpoodle to All

    chart format did not copy correctly - sorry

  • Brain Teasers for Geezers

    11/24/2017 1:17:22 PM PST · 1 of 85
    sodpoodle
    enjoy;)
  • No more easy escapes for predator pervs

    11/24/2017 3:23:40 AM PST · 6 of 14
    sodpoodle to a fool in paradise

    Based on Hilary Clinton’s hatred for the male sex, it would seem she should have ‘recollections’ of being accosted or groped by dozens of perverts.

    Oh, never mind;)

  • What Are You Thankful For?

    11/22/2017 2:20:35 PM PST · 10 of 29
    sodpoodle to sodpoodle

    And this:

    10 Commandments

     
    Murphy showed up at Mass one Sunday and the priest almost fell down when he saw him. He’d never been to church in his life. After Mass, the priest caught up with him & said, “Murphy, I am so glad ya decided to come to Mass. What made ya come?”
    Murphy said, “I got to be honest with you Father, a while back, I misplaced me hat and I really, really love that hat. I know that McGlynn had a hat just like mine and I knew he came to church every Sunday. I also knew that he had to take off his hat during Mass and figured he would leave it in the back of the church. So, I was going to leave after Communion and steal McGlynn’s hat.”
    The priest said, “Well, Murphy, I notice that ya didn’t steal McGlynn’s hat. What changed your mind?”
    Murphy replied, “Well, after I heard your sermon on the 10 Commandments I decided that I didn’t need to steal McGlynn’s hat after all.”
    With a tear in his eye the priest gave Murphy a big smile and said; “After I talked about ‘Thou Shalt Not Steal’ ya decided you would rather do without your hat than burn in hell, eh?”
    Murphy slowly shook his head. “No, Father, after ya talked about ‘Thou Shalt Not Commit Adultery’ I remembered where I left me hat.”
     

  • What Are You Thankful For?

    11/22/2017 2:18:19 PM PST · 9 of 29
    sodpoodle to blueunicorn6

    I’m thankful for a friend who sends me humorous emails every day like this:

    It’s late fall and the Indians on a remote reservation in South Dakota
    asked their new chief if the coming winter was going to be cold or mild.

    Since he was a chief in a modern society, he had never been taught the
    old secrets. When he looked at the sky, he couldn’t tell what the winter was going to be like.

    Nevertheless, to be on the safe side, he told his tribe that the
    winter was indeed going to be cold and that the members of the village should collect firewood to be prepared.
    But, being a practical leader, after several days, he got an idea. He
    went to the phone booth, called the National Weather Service and asked, ‘Is the coming winter going to be cold?’

    ‘It looks like this winter is going to be quite cold, ‘the
    meteorologist at the weather service responded.

    So the chief went back to his people and told them to collect even
    more firewood in order to be prepared.

    A week later, he called the National Weather Service again.
    ‘Does it still look like it is going to be a very cold winter?’

    ‘Yes, ‘the man at National Weather Service again replied, ‘it’s going
    to be a very cold winter.’

    The chief again went back to his people and ordered them to collect
    every scrap of firewood they could find.

    Two weeks later, the chief called the National Weather Service again.
    ‘Are you absolutely sure that the winter is going to be very cold?’

    ‘Absolutely, ‘the man replied.  ‘It’s looking more and more like it is
    going to be one of the coldest winters we’ve ever seen.’

    ‘How can you be so sure?’ the chief asked...

    The weatherman replied, ‘The Indians are collecting a shitload of
    firewood.”
     

  • Slouching Towards Turkey Day

    11/21/2017 6:35:28 AM PST · 6 of 6
    sodpoodle to spokeshave

    Great story. God really does love birds - they can fly too!!!

  • Slouching Towards Turkey Day

    11/21/2017 6:12:57 AM PST · 4 of 6
    sodpoodle to NOBO2012

    BAD PARROT 

    A young man named John received a parrot as a gift. The parrot had a bad attitude and an even worse vocabulary. 

    Every word out of the bird’s mouth was rude, obnoxious and laced with profanity. 

    John tried and tried to change the bird’s attitude by consistently saying only polite words, playing soft music and anything else he could think of to ‘clean up’ the bird’s vocabulary. 

    Finally, John was fed up and he yelled at the parrot. The parrot yelled back.. John shook the parrot and the parrot got angrier and even more rude. John, in desperation, threw up his hand, grabbed the bird and put him in the freezer. For a few minutes the parrot squawked and kicked and screamed. 

    Then suddenly there was total quiet. Not a peep was heard for over a minute. 

    Fearing that he’d hurt the parrot, John quickly opened the door to the freezer.. The parrot calmly stepped out onto John’s outstretched arms and said “I believe I may have offended you with my rude language and actions. I’m sincerely remorseful for my inappropriate transgressions and I fully intend to do everything I can to correct my rude and unforgivable behavior.”

    John was stunned at the change in the bird’s attitude.

    As he was about to ask the parrot what had made such a dramatic change in his behavior, the bird spoke-up, very softly,

    “May I ask what the turkey did?” 

    HAPPY THANKSGIVING!!!
     

  • KARMA baby: Lois Lerner fears retaliation if her Tea Party targeting deposition is made public

    11/20/2017 1:24:49 PM PST · 31 of 46
    sodpoodle to sodpoodle

    WRONG!!!!!! LOL!!!!

  • KARMA baby: Lois Lerner fears retaliation if her Tea Party targeting deposition is made public

    11/20/2017 1:23:54 PM PST · 30 of 46
    sodpoodle to jackibutterfly

    Loretta Lynch and Lois Lerner. Which witch is worse?;)

    Both corrupt!

    To remember - Lynch tried to screw the Tea Party and Lerner met Bubba on the tarmac.

  • Hillary Clinton questioning the legitimacy of the 2016 election is a direct threat to our democracy

    11/18/2017 2:45:11 AM PST · 7 of 30
    sodpoodle to jmacusa

    The Clintons were lawyers!!!!

    An Engineer dies and goes to Hell.
    Dissatisfied with the level of comfort, he starts designing and building improvements. After a while, Hell has air conditioning, iced water, flush toilets and escalators, and the engineer is a pretty popular guy.

    One day God calls and asks Satan,
    “So, how are things going down there?”
    Satan says, ?”Why, things are going great. We’ve now got air conditioning, iced water, flush toilets and escalators, and there’s no telling what this Engineer is going to come up with next.”

    God is horrified. “What?  You’ve got an Engineer?  That’s clearly a mistake – he should never have gone down there!    You know all Engineers go to Heaven.  Send him up here immediately!

    “Satan says, “No way,  I really like having an Engineer on the staff. I’m keeping him.”

    God says, “Send him back up here or I’ll sue you.”

    “Yeah, right,” Satan laughs, “and where are you going to get a Lawyer?”
     

  • Why the Rapture Can Happen at Any Time – Pastor J.D. Farag

    11/17/2017 9:24:15 AM PST · 7 of 82
    sodpoodle to Lera

    http://www.bibleinfo.com/en/questions/what-does-bible-teach-about-secret-rapture

    The word rapture does not appear in the Bible, but it is a term frequently used in conjunction with events relating to the Second Coming of Jesus. The meaning or definition of rapture is the idea that the coming of Jesus will take place in two separate stages. The first will be a secret rapture—or carrying away of the saved to heaven—at the beginning of a seven-year period of tribulation, during which the antichrist will appear. The second phase occurs at the close of this time of tribulation when Jesus will return to Earth in triumph and glory. Can the idea of a secret rapture be found in the Bible? Continue reading below to see what the Scriptures say.

  • Vanity - The Democrat/Republican Establishment "Swamps" must be politically destroyed.....Right NOW.

    11/16/2017 1:46:29 PM PST · 16 of 27
    sodpoodle to JLAGRAYFOX

    News
    Graham Calls for Names of Lawmakers Accused of Sexual Harassment: ‘Name Them’
    WILLIAM STEAKIN | NOV 15, 2017 | 5:39 PM

    Sen. Lindsey Graham (R-S.C.) on Wednesday called for the lawmakers on Capitol Hill accused of sexual harassment to be named amid mounting allegations of congressmen preying on Capitol Hill workers.
    ADVERTISING

    “Just get it out. Lay it out. Change the rules so people can come to work without being harassed,” Graham told reporters Wednesday. “Those who do these things need to be held accountable.”
    “Name them,” he said.

    To all those who denigrate him, I have always believed Lindsey Graham to be a decent man.