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JONNY! Thank you for another FUN thread! This is the silliest, snarkiest, root-toot-tootinest thread on FR! And we wouldn’t miss it for (almost) anything! You are the most fantabulous host EVAH!

YOU ALL ROCK! God bless us everyone!

PLEASE PING me to the “24” or “12” (LOL) thread!

Seriously? SHE should be ashamed to sing such ridiculous lyrics.

I think Angie will also be signed pretty quickly.

Candice is breaking my heart. Yes, Jesus thinks you are beautiful! Sing it, sister!

CANDICE WINS!

(not a surprise at all)

Kree will be signed immediately—not worried about that at all!

They both look so nervous!

I will be praying for you and your mom!

Oh, Jonny, I am so gonna miss your PINGS! They are the BESTEST!

Nothing like tuning in at the last minute, huh? Well, I was trying to finish my painting project and only be *slightly* tardy, when I knocked over the paint can. Yep. Key Lime, even.

Anyway, I will have to read all your witty repartee later. Did I miss anything good?

Wow. That would have been a seriously swanky bomb shelter in the 60s.

Groovy.

Well, they got the part about who TPTB want to win right.

I was Barbie one year for Halloween, and wore false eyelashes, and by the end of the night.

Yeah. Not so pretty. And soooo NOT Barbie. LOL.

Oooh, the Ho managed to get up for Kree that time. Standing O from all judges.

She got right up for Candice. Naturally.

Hahahaha! I remember them—the Claymates! They wanted to sue for misrepresentation. Hahahaha!

Gloria needs the hose.

No kidding.

And this laptop is really pissing me off! It keeps trying to go everywhere EXCEPT what I am trying to click on. Let’s try this AGAIN... Grrrrrr.

I don’t know, Jonny, the briefings have been sorta fun lately—from my perspective. Muahahahahaha!

Good evening, Jonny! Peeps!

I missed Kree, but can honestly say I am Not lovin’ this selection from Candice.

I’m late, as I was painting. I actually made good timing considering. LOL.

Dear Lord...

OUTSTANDING!

Yeah, any Rascall Flats could be a bit tricky, as Gary LeVox has a very unique voice that is so full of emotion. And Kree did him proud.

Take that, Idol!

It seems that the producers were a little nervous about Kree’s popularity. The last selections showed their hand.

Yeah I do, too. I like them all. These three were my top three picks from way back.

Candice sang that beautifully. I knew she would the second I recognized the song from the few first notes, and I’m sure the producers knew she would blow it away.

No matter who wins, they ALL will have contracts. Guaranteed.

I rest my case.

If this isn’t a slow ball just right for that homerun, I don’t know what is.

Could this be more obvious?

Oh, I’m sure they have an ace up their sleeve for Candice’s finale. But they definitely DO underestimate the Kree fans.

He doesn’t seem to be the kind of bloke to fake cry, but what do I know...??

Oh my goodness, Lazaro looked constipated. Then he realized the camera was on him, and he tried to look all sexy.

I almost gagged. Ick.

At this point, I would have to agree with you. Here comes Round 3, and we know that Candice will close the show....

Her voice is like silk. Just effortless.

They are switching it up. They have changed the order for everyone. Candice will have the total pimp spot tonight.

I still think that Kree will be in the top two.

Dear Lord. Miley Cyrus? She STINKs!

I think Angie is doing very well tonight.

I am a little embarrassed to admit this, being that I am NOT 17 years old, but that excited clapping thing she does? Yeah, I do that. **blush**

It’s just a wee bit over the top. Good gravy.

Why don’t they just send the other two home now and give it to Candice. You know they want to.

Yeah. I’m not feeling this song, either.

True confession— I don’t know what Keith is always going on about, but I LOVE to listen to him. Love those Aussies.

Oh, is the HO going to cry now? Puhlease.

Nikki Haley!

I did too. I thought that was really pretty.

Yeah. WhatEVS. They want us to pretend we didn’t HEAR that.

It was PITCHY, dawg. Sheeesh.

Yeah. Not her best.

Agree.

and I’m pissed for her. What a stupid song choice. Jimmy you toad.

I know what you mean—it is absolutely INFURIATING! And just when I think I cannot loathe the media more, I hear them whining about the hearings and the reporting by ACTUAL JOURNALISTS (hear that NYT, ABCNBCCNNMSNBCCBS—dissing your OWN Sharyl Atkisson??), and I want to spit nails.

I hope these media organizations experience their own Benghazi. Just die already. Because, “What difference does it make??” Grrrrrrrr.

Oh, and the grandstanding cowards called dems, preening and smirking, is just the icing on this fricking cake.

Good evening, Jonny! Peeps!

The girls look good tonight! This is a great final three.

Oh dear. I just realized that I should emphasize the ACTUAL girls—not the ones that are likely falling out of Mariah’s or the Ho’s clothes. Oy.

Awesome!

I am so happy for Colton; he seems like such a sweet, grounded guy and with Third Day, no less—Woo Hoo!

It surely seems that way.

I agree with you. I have been putzing around the kitchen, with it in the background.

The show has been just “Meh” for me tonight. I am also not in the best mood right now, so I am probably not in the frame of mind to watch this. Oh well....

Yeah, it sounded as if he didn’t care for Amber’s version of “My Funny Valentine”.

Candice is sounding quite good on this one.

Hahahahahaha! Isn’t that the truth? My kitty (sitting next to me) didn’t care for it, either. :^D

Not yet, but I’m sure it is coming. UGH. Are they still saying 4-8 inches?

I am so DONE with this weather!

Good evening, Jonny! Peeps!

Your ping pretty much sums up this season of judges.

UGH.

Hello, Johnny!

I missed you guys on Thursday, but it was the only night I could get the hubby-man to help me get cabinets and things for a(nother) remodel we are doing.

I see that I didn’t miss much of the actual Idol program. Interesting that Amber and Candice were in the bottom two! I read an article that Lithgoe had Kree and Angie convinced that they were in the bottom two. He asked them, during commercial break if they both had their farewell songs ready. Because it would be very RACIST to suggest that the other two ought to have theirs ready. Toolbag.

I hope you have a wonderful weekend! We finally have SUN and warm temps! Woo Hoo! :^)

Waaaah Waaaah Waaaah! I want a pee-pee!

*Sheeesh* Enough already.

There is no doubt about that. Remember how shy Carrie Underwood was, and how the criticism of her was moving around on stage and “selling” it? Well, look at her now!

Shocking twist= no elimination.

Not really so shocking, Idol. Please.

That would be just so wrong. She is soooo good! :^/