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They got sequestered...

Either a masochist, or a true believer who will endure these trying times, secure in the knowledge that “The Obama loves me, this I know, for the Media tells me so...”

That’s why I’m grateful for the Live Threads. It’s FAR better and more entertaining than the mockumentary!

I can’t stomach watching the mockumentary known as the WH Presser...

She’s trying for the Audrey Hepburn look, but she ain’t no Audrey Hepburn...

Yep, it sure is!

Creeping Jesus, what a tale.

Some days I think that stupid is cultural, a learned thing. Other days, I think that stupid is genetic.

Hmmm, good point...

Aw, come on, what about titles like “Dulaman”, “Whiskey in the Jar”, “The Ballad of Charlie Mopps”, and “Johnny Tarr”?

I agree with Skooz and GeronL.

The Media (and yes, Faux is now firmly in their ranks) are battered women. They will ALWAYS return to the man who beats them, no matter how deep the bruises, and always with the excuses: “He can change, he’s really good deep down, it was my fault anyway, I deserved it”. They are just having a disagreement with their man, like who leaves the toilet seat up; it’s just a lover’s spat, if our love is strong we can get over these little bumps....

The illegitimate, bisexual, Marxist Kenyan Muslim Usurper could eat a live negro fetus on the set of “The Situation Room”, and not only would The Media praise him for it, they’d mention it as a textbook example of proper technique of a post-partum abortion.

The Media are the ideological sisters of The Obama. They are doing their part to bring about the “coming future time”, the Socialist Utopia. They are collaborators; they need to have their heads shaved and marched naked down the center street of town, as was done after WW2.

Don’t get dented, Bender, or we’ll have to hammer them out.

Would that count as getting hammered?

Hey, not bad, now that you mention it. Thanks!

Bender, mah man, you were in rare form last night! What kept you burning the late-night fires?

What, no mentions of:

- Kim Kardashian’s ass?
- Celebrity Dancing with the Washed-up Stars?
- how Bush is responsible for world hunger?

Just like they did at Sandy Hook...

98% of a 2% segment of the population - OH MY GOD, IT'S A MANDATE!!

Jerry Rivers, BOR, Greta van Gasbag (”How can I tie OJ Simpson in with this story?”), and Shepard “I’m FABULOUS!” Smith.

Real good bunch, there...

Did the run go past Fort Marcy Park?

I remember the destruction in Iraq. That was heartbreaking enough. But that photo here, tore at me.

Um, that one’s scary...

Not entirely true, FRiends.

Behold the USCGC Eagle (WIX-327) the Coast Guard training ship that was formerly the "Horst Wessel" of the Kriegsmarine. Taken as a war prize in 1945, she was renamed the "Eagle" and assigned to the USGC.

Interestingly, her hold was an exact mockup of a U-boat cabin, where Nazi submariners would train before the outbreak of WW2.

Remember to add:

9. “Previous administration”
10. “No controlling legal authority”
11. “That’s Racist”

They ran out of the meatballs at IKEA.

I actually laughed loud and scared the kitten!

They appear to be the ant equivalent of liberals....infesting every orifice of your life. Fire ants, on the other hand, appear to behave more like conservatives. They build their homes, and won't mess with you unless you try to step on them.

'Tis a rare thing indeed, where the original post itself is the Post Of The Thread!

Um... no.

Obama White House replies "Whacha gonna do bout it, mah biches!"

Toe-sucker would know...

I would've said it was pro bono work.