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Lerner: “I am not a crook.”

If government is involved, they’ll either run out of sand or sun.

If there’s a directive, there’s something written somewhere, hopefully electronically and on paper.

How can a lump of tissue learn language? /sssss (lots of sarcasm)

“Full Ginsburg” sounds like a wrestling hold.

There was a “one time charge” applied and it was retroactive, so some people owed more than 100% of their income for the year. But “temporary” taxes have a way of hanging around. The income tax here in NJ was supposed to be a temporary tax, but it’s still in place many years later.

Obama's paradise.

Take my files. Please!

We need a five day waiting period on broccoli. If it saves just one dinner....

The Stargate might trump them all.

No thanks. I had bugs for lunch. >>

Exactly. Nobody died in Watergate.

Funny how when Obama ran experience wasn’t that important. Maybe being a community organizer trumps all that other stuff.

http://download.cnet.com/Earthquake-3D/3000-2054_4-10395116.html

http://www.jerseyhistory.org/legend_jerseydevil.html

It sounds a bit like the Jersey Devil.

Missed it. I’ll try to find it.

OK, I'm stumped. Does anyone have an explanation?

I can think of a way to wash the body.

No thanks. I had bugs for lunch.

Talk about landing the rough!

World to End Tomorrow; Women and Minorities Hardest Hit”

Aww, the electrician was just there to remove her shorts.

This too shall pass.

Look for the horse with a big smile on his face,

Speedbump was on the dole.

The Scotsman:

http://www.bing.com/videos/search?q=the+scotsman+song&mid=203A27F70633914741EC203A27F70633914741EC&view=detail&FORM=VIRE2

I'm not sure whether to laugh or cry at a public official like this. This is the same guy who suggested Guam might capsize if the US stationed more military equipment there.

I should listen to an allergist about climate change because?

“Should we not all be meditating on W.H. Auden’s haunting line: ‘Those to whom evil is done/do evil in return’?”
No. We should all be meditating on why we continue to fund the UN.

Seriously. There’s a Starbucks nearby as well.

Police now reported by FOX to be surrounding a Dunkin’ Donuts.

There are lots of hooters in Hollywood. Is he targeting real or fake ones?

“...shall not be infringed.”

I’d listen to this man if I were they.

If the FBI cancelled a news conference, they must REALLY have nothing. I never heard of the FBI passing up face time before a camera.

Maybe they need to aim at Shreveport in order to hit Colorado Springs?

If you want to protect somebody, call the Secret Service. If you want foreign intelligence, call the CIA or NSA. If you want a press conference, call the FBI.

Fine. Let’s start with her First Amendment rights.

This reminds me of the woman who claimed she accidentally shot the diet doctor a(Tarnower?) six times.

Education system hell! The old Weather Underground is running the entire country.

Perhaps Snap-On Tools will want to sponsor as well.

Weiner is rising again.

Let’s see...a 2500 page law, 15,000 pages of regulations... who could have foreseen confusion and unworkability??? /s

I feel sorry for Russell Brand’s parents.

If I had a son like Harry, I’d shoot myself too.

I thought it said a 4200 woman.

Exactly! The Left always tells you what they’re doing because it’s what they accuse others of doing. It never fails.

“Why should you be able to buy a gun?” The gun grabbers’ true agenda revealed.

No, Joe it isn’t. It’s your (and this Administration’s) job to govern according to the Constitution.