Reminds me of an old joke. A lawyer and two clients, a muslim and a hindu are driving through the country on a stormy night when the car breaks down. There’s no cell service but they can see a light in a farmhouse, so they go and knock on the door to see if they have a phone. The farmer tells them he doesn’t have a phone, but he will drive them to town in the morning.
“There’s just one thing, I only have room for two of you, so one has to sleep in the barn”.
The Hindu says he will go, and the farmer gives him a blanket and a flashlight. A few minutes later there’s a knock on the door, and the Hindu says “There is a cow in your barn. It would be sacraligious to sleep under the same roof”.
The Muslim says “I don’t care about cows, I’ll go”. They just get all settled down, when there is a knock again. The Muslim says, “There is a pig in your barn. Pigs are unclean, I can’t sleep there”.
By now the farmer’s getting ticked off, so the lawyer says, “I don’t care what animals you have out there, I’ll go”.
They settle down again, when a few minutes later there’s another knock on the door. Now the farmer is really steaming, he throws open the door and says “What now?”
Standing at the door are the pig and the cow.