Michelle Obama has the goods on everyone down here in Texas. She is telling the world what backward cretins Texuns is. In a speech last week, Mrs. Messiah laid the wood to you sorry bastards: It’s not just about positions that you take. It’s also about the leadership that you provide on these issues. Barack has the courage to talk to skeptical audiences, not just friendly ones. That’s why he told a crowd at a rally in Texas that gays and lesbians deserve equality. And you can imagine in Texas that that crowd got a little quiet. Well, can’t you...