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When you press his button, the Dennis Miller Action Figure Says 21 different phrases.. DON'T FORGET EXTRA BATTERIES!

Dont be surpised if you see Barbie in some heated political debates with a skinny blond doll.The makers of the Ann Coulter talking action figure tell the Scoop that they cant keep up with the orders for the doll that believes you cant be too thin or too conservative.'Its brand new, we just put it up on the website,' John Warnock, President of Talking Presidents.com told the scoop.'And we've already sold out the first container.' A container, he explains has 3,500 dolls. Its a license deal, he added, so Coulter makes money from the deal.And how are the Donald Rumsfeld...

New dolls to be released in November 2003!!! Great Christmas gifts!! WOOOOO HOOOOOO!!!

This obviously isn't a solicitation to buy, but you've got to see the crap this seller has posted about the GWB Action Figure. I mean it. Read the whole thing. Possible FReep opportunity?

SEATTLE (AP) - A new action figure of a frumpy-looking librarian who moves her index finger to her lips with "amazing push-button shushing action!" is prompting librarians around the world to raise their voices in protest. "The shushing thing just put me right over the edge," said Diane DuBois, library director of Caribou Public Library in Caribou, Maine. "We're so not like that anymore. It's so stereotypical I could scream." The 5-inch Librarian Action Figure, which shows a bespectacled woman in a cardigan, long plain skirt and sensible shoes, goes on sale in October for $8.95. It is produced by...

<p>Oh my God honey that is so damn cute our little Timmy will just love that Bush doll, once he gets through playing with all his tanks and guns and finishes shoving M-80s into the cat and once the Ritalin kicks in, wow Bush sure looks totally hot in that outfit doesn't he honey? Maybe I'll just go "play" with him in the bathroom for a bit, K? Where's the margarine? Back in 5.</p>

How splendid that Hasbro is to bring out a new version of its G.I. Joe doll meant to look like George W. Bush in his flight suit after landing an airplane on the deck of the aircraft carrier USS Abraham Lincoln last May. Called an "Elite Force Aviator," the action figure representing "George Dubya himself in all his glory and flight equipment" will be available in KB Toy Stores in September and will make a great Christmas present for little boys, with or without a Jihad Joe for him to do battle with. And, as a side benefit, it is...

BBI proudly introduces the latest issue in its Elite Force series of authentic military 12- inch figures, President George W. Bush in naval aviator flight uniform. Exacting in detail and fully equipped with authentic gear, this limited-edition action figure is a meticulous 1:6 scale recreation of the Commander-in-Chief's appearance during his historic Aircraft Carrier landing. On May 1, 2003, President Bush landed on the USS Abraham Lincoln (CVN-72) in the Pacific Ocean, and officially declared the end to major combat in Iraq. While at the controls of an S-3B Viking aircraft from the "Blue Sea Wolves" of Sea Control Squadron...

<p>August 13, 2003 -- WASHINGTON - Meet GI George, a high-flying, helmet-carrying Navy pilot who should be strutting into a toy store near you by September. Blue Box Toys, a Chinese company that also produces "Little Kitty" products, is hoping to sell at least 5,000 of the 12-inch-tall Bush figurines commemorating the president's May 1 landing on the USS Abraham Lincoln aircraft carrier, when he declared that major combat in Iraq was over.</p>

SHOCKED six-year-old Leah Lowland checked out a mystery bulge on her Incredible Hulk doll — and uncovered a giant green WILLY.Curious Leah noticed a lump after winning the monster, catchphrase “You wouldn’t like me when I’m angry,” at a seaside fair. Stunned ... Leah, six, with doll And when she peeled off the green comic-book character’s ripped purple shorts, she found the two-inch manhood beneath them.Horrified Leah immediately ran to mum Kim and reported the find. And last night Kim called for a ban on the saucy toy. She said: “A hulk with a bulk like this just shouldn’t be...

In September, KB Toys will begin selling an action figure depicting President Bush when he landed on the USS Abraham Lincoln.

Here's a little item that ought to throw Tom Daschle, Terry McAuliffe, Hillary Clinton and company into an apoplectic rage: A President Bush military action figure is coming soon to your friendly neighborhood toy store. "When President Bush landed on the USS Abraham Lincoln three months ago in a naval flight suit, many commentators believed that the image of the vigorous president on the aircraft carrier would figure prominently in his reelection campaign. What the commentators did not predict is that Bush would become his own G.I. Joe doll," the Washington Post reported today. The Hong Kong company Blue...

Looking for the perfect Birthday/Earth Day/Ramadan gift for that special ANSWER antiwar loon? Imagine the appreciative looks on their face as they open this.... The hottest toy item of the year

DANBURY, Conn. (AP) -- Emil Vicale's business really began to surge when he put Osama bin Laden in a pink dress. His new hit is Iraqi Information Minister Mohammed Saeed al-Sahhaf, who comes in two versions, "dumb" and "dumber." The dumber one talks.Vicale's Danbury-based company, Herobuilders.com, makes action figures of notables in the Iraq war and the war on terrorism, from President Bush to Saddam Hussein.For those who find bin Laden too menacing in military fatigues, Herobuilders offers another outfit."We made him a nice pink dress," Vicale said Friday. "The demand was so much we had to look for a...

Elite Force Aviator: George W. Bush - U.S. President and Naval Aviator - 12" Action Figure Pre-order: Available 09/15/03 Description: BBI proudly introduces the latest issue in its Elite Force series of authentic military 12- inch figures, President George W. Bush in naval aviator flight uniform. Exacting in detail and fully equipped with authentic gear, this limited-edition action figure is a meticulous 1:6 scale recreation of the Commander-in-Chief's appearance during his historic Aircraft Carrier landing. On May 1, 2003, President Bush landed on the USS Abraham Lincoln (CVN-72) in the Pacific Ocean, and officially declared the end to major combat...

Bill Clinton Action Figure Reminds Americans that "The 21st Century can be Our Century'' IRVINE, Calif.--(BUSINESS WIRE)--July 11, 2003--   With the former First Lady making headlines, now is the perfect time to relive history with Talking Presidents' second release, the Talking Bill Clinton Action Figure   While the former First Lady and Junior Senator from New York is baring her soul on every channel from CNN to Animal Planet -- reminding America of the most scintillating details of the Clinton years, Americans young and old can hear once again from our 41st President. Talking Presidents today announces the...

With War Looming and a Heightened Terrorist Threat, Americans Can Take Comfort by Bringing Home the World's Most Powerful Leader IRVINE, Calif.--(BUSINESS WIRE)--Feb. 12, 2003-- With the State Department's new warning to remind U.S. citizens of the need to remain vigilant due to a heightened threat of terrorist actions, Americans can take comfort in bringing home the world's most powerful leader, George W. Bush, in the form of a 12 1/2-inch tall talking action figure. The Talking George W. Bush doll can provide solace to worried Americans with its 17 original phrases in the president's own voice including, "Terrorist...