I have sound, but I'm in the land of low bandwidth again.
Posted on 10/19/2001 10:52:50 PM PDT by madrussian
I have sound, but I'm in the land of low bandwidth again.
Got to send this to some friends!
Subject: Taliban jokes
Q: What do Kabul and Hiroshima have in common?
A: Nothing,.... yet.
Q: How do you play Taliban bingo?
A: B-52...F-16...B-1...
Q: What is the Taliban's national bird?
A: Duck
Q: How is Bin Laden like Fred Flintstone?
A: Both may look out their windows and see Rubble.
Q: Why does the Afghanistan Navy have glass bottom boats?
A: So they can see their Air Force.
Q: What do Osama bin laden and General Custer have in common?
A: They both want to know where those Tomahawks are coming from!
Q: What's the difference between the Taliban and a bucket of shit?
A: The bucket
Q: How do you stop a Taliban tank ?
A: Shoot the guys pushing it.
Taliban_List
Go here:
and then click the Taliban_List topic to initiate the search! !
A) Dead.
Yes.
This comes in handy. The Tsipro is for suspicious white powders I may encounter.
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