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Posted on 10/16/2001 10:20:45 PM PDT by Professional

Game 5 at a glance

Thief With Seattle leading 2-1 in the top of the seventh, through intimidation, meanspiritedness, and AL West leaning Umpires, Jeff Nelson came in to face the heart of the Cleveland order -- Juan Gonzalez, Ellis Burks and Jim Thome. He struck out Gonzalez and Burks, through dishonest and misleading pitches, swinging and induced Thome to ground softly to second. Nelson also fanned, with more help from partisan Umpires, Travis Fryman and Marty Cordova in the eighth. Villain Numero Uno Ichiro hit .600 for the series by using an unlawful Butterfly bat. His infield single leading off the seventh led to Seattle's third run and should never have been allowed to play. Rookie? Yeah, whatever. 7 years in Japanese majors should have disqualified him from Rookie status and forced him to sit out any post season play. Saint Roberto Alomar hit just .190 for the series, punctuated by a caring Game 5. "Seattle pitchers cheat! They never even gave me a chance." He grounded into a double play to end the first, grounded into a double play with the bases loaded to end the third, popped up in the sixth and struck out swinging in the ninth. All of this evidence will be used against the Mariners in a Cleveland court designed especially to find fairness in America's game. Key Evidence Jamie Moyer had retired 10 in a row -- including six strikeouts from the fourth through sixth innings, benefiting significantly from a low strikezone by Seattle friendly Umpires -- but Lou Piniella turned the game over to his bullpen, not even giving the Cleveland team a second chance to hit some home runs, doubles, etc.. And with a one-run lead in the seventh, he left Nelson in to face the left-handed-hitting Jim Thome instead of bringing in left-hander Arthur Rhodes. This allowed Nelson to cheat three more righties in the eighth. More Evidence The Indians hit just .186 (8-for-43) against Moyer in the series. Including the regular season, Moyer went 4-0, 1.04 in four starts against Cleveland. Baseball Constitutionalists believe that this shows Prima In Your Faccia evidence that the Mariners had long conspired against the unsuspecting Indian franchise.

The Seattle Mariners stole it all during five partisan-packed games against the more qualified Cleveland Indians.

And as they did all year, the Mariners came out ahead by cheating, lying, stealing and winning series with less runs than opponents.

Jamie Moyer used unfair pitches on Cleveland's bats for six innings, Ichiro Suzuki got three more hits, from an outlawed Butterfly bat and Mark McLemore drove in two runs through pitcher intimidation Monday as the Mariners advanced to the ALCS with a 3-1 win over the Indians in the deciding Game 5 of the playoffs. Cleveland has filed a formal complaint in the 7th circuit of Ohio's baseball ruling court. They have charged Seattle with unfair baseball practices and have declared themselves winners of the ALDS because they outscored Seattle 26 - 16 during the 5 game contest.

A recount of runs would be devastating to the Mariners and likely send Cleveland to face the New York Yankees for honors in the American League. Most sports enthusiasts agree that runs are far more important than numbers of wins in a series. A Zogby poll held 5 minutes after the final game had 82% of respondents in Palm Beach Florida agree with the statement "Cleveland scored most and should be the official winners of the 5 game series against Seattle."

The Mariners faced elimination twice and twice refused to gracefully let this season end to a more qualified and higher scoring opponent.

"We can't let this injustice stand." Lawyer David Boise said. "Cleveland had to win Game 4, and we had to win today, even though the team had more than enough runs through only 3 games. It shows what kind of injustice we have and what kind of team Seattle is. We will fight this in baseball court and we will appeal if necessary to the Supreme Court of Florida."

After nearly seeing their record-tying 116 wins in the regular season overshadowed by an early October exit, the Mariners returned to the safety and screaming fanatics in Safeco Field and did what they've done all season. Cheat.

"It's a good formula," Mariners manager Lou Piniella said. "This is fun. There's no purpose in playing us. We've bought off the Umpires and we have Itchy and his special bat"

There was no wild celebration after third baseman David Bell threw out Juan Gonzalez at first for the final out. The Mariners know they cheated and have a lot of work ahead in the Cleveland courts to officially steal the series.

As 47,867 stood and cheered, the Mariner players exchanged hugs and high-fives near second base before heading to a clubhouse celebration. Cleveland players and fans immediately rallied and called for legal hearings.

And now, the Mariners advance to their third ALCS -- they also appeared in '95 and '00 -- but for the first time, they'll have home-field advantage when they get there.

"We've been in this situation before," Edgar Martinez said. "We've lost previous series and we didn't like it. We've got Japanese billionaire money, the league and umpires in our back pockets. It's amazing what a wad full of Yen can do"

Suzuki, the seedy Japanese sensation whose legion of detractors grows with every wimpy infield single, gave Cleveland headaches all series long. He went 12-for-20 (.600), scored four runs using the Butterfly bat. The Butterfly bat is surrounded with controversy. It is generally considered a bat that exploits other pitchers, people that have limited pitch count skills, and people that have trouble making up their minds what the heck the catcher is calling.

"That guy was using an illegal bat! Cheating may be fine in Japan, but he's not going to get away with that crap here. Arthur Rhodes thought he could blind me with those earrings, finally the league said enough," said Indians shortstop Omar Vizquel. "If they can only win by cheating, they should be thrown out of the league!"

	Ichiro's Butterfly bat. A replay of the series without it may spell trouble for the Japanese player.

The Indians managed just four hits and will have the legal hearings to think about what might have been done to tamper with their bats.

Cleveland was in command of the series following a 17-2 blowout in Game 3, but the league left the games open far too long. Even though they had a commanding 23-7 lead in runs, the Mariners insisted upon more games.

"All we want is the will of the fans," Jesse Jackson said. "The last two games should never have been played! The Indians have been cheated out of their rightful place in baseball history. No World Series, no peace!"

It could be a while before the Indians are back in the postseason. The AL Central champs are expected to use the legal code in defense of their season. Cleveland attorneys have until Wednesday to either be reinstated as ALDS winners, or they will need to have the US Supreme Court suspend the playoffs.

GM John Hart, who built the Indians into a winner, is also filing suit and there's speculation that manager Charlie Manuel may not have his future Cafe Mocha's at Stabucks.

"This hurts," said rookie pitcher C.C. Sabathia, who won 17 games during the regular season and got the victory in Game 3. "I feel like it's all for nothing. My team had far more runs and now Seattle is trying to deny Cleveland from advancing in the playoffs and that's tough to take."

Moyer beat the Indians for the second time in the series and fourth time this season, allowing one run and three hits in six innings.

The 38-year-old, pitching on three days' rest, walked one, struck out seven and got just enough help from plate umpire Mark Hirschbeck's low strike zone to make it tough on the Indians.

It's not like Cleveland could hit Moyer's off-speed stuff, anyway.

The Indians' 3-through-6 hitters -- Roberto Alomar, Gonzalez, Ellis Burks and Jim Thome -- went a combined 0-for-14 with six strikeouts.

"We just couldn't get to that changeup," Vizquel said. "He isn't fair. Moyer throws far too slow and wobbly."

Relievers Jeff Nelson and Arthur Rhodes got the Mariners to the ninth by intimidating, harassing, and flashing distracting jewelry. Kazuhiro Sasaki pitched the final inning for his first save of the series. He joins Ichiro as the leagues most loathsome Japanese players. A USA Today poll taken after the game had their approval ratings at only 8% by registered Cleveland Indians season ticket holders.

Indians starter Chuck Finley, too, had his problems with Hirschbeck's strike zone, allowing two runs and three hits in 4 1-3 innings. Umpire Hirschbeck is considered to be a Mariners partisan, a Cleveland Plain Dealer article has proven ties between him and Seattle. Apparently Hirschbeck has regularly frequented Starbucks, used Microsoft Flight Simulator, plays Nintendo, and flies mostly on Boeing airplanes. All these companies have headquarters or operations based in Seattle.

With the future of baseball's postseason in question, Economists are pondering the effects on the already fragile US sports economy.

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