Posted on 09/29/2001 2:25:59 PM PDT by BluesDuke
Mr. Basie, if you please..one, two, three...
Mr. Wess on the flute...Mr. Payne on the traps...Mr. Asa on the bass-a...and Father Time strumming on that Gibson guitar!....
Are the bombs out tonight?
I can't tell if it's cloudy or bright
'cause we only have sights for you.
And the moon may be high
but you'll see nothing else in the sky
'cause we only have sights for you.
We don't care if you roam the garden
or 'round those crowded mountain views.
You are there, but so am I
making millions of megatons fly
till you all disappear from viewwwwwwwww
'cause we only have sights for you!
(*with apologies to Warren and Dubin, and to Frank Sinatra with Count Basie and His Orchestra, who - respectively - composed, and performed the best version of "I Only Have Eyes For You")
Hey-YO! Hey-ey-ey-YO!
America mad and we lose our homes.
six ton, eight ton, ten ton BOMBS!
US planes come and we lose our home.
etc.
prisoner6
On a day like today
I'll pass my time away
Writing love letter in the grandstand
Bro, I promised you
I'd always be true
Now I'm hoping that vow
Means something, somehow
Bin, my poor heart will ache
If you don't give me a break
PLEEZE read my love letters from the grandstand.
(signed) JESSE ALLAH JACKSON
Leni
oh Sama, oh sama, how you can hide.
You sama, yes sama, how you have spied.
That's about all I can do. Perhaps some one else who knows the original could pick it up.
Osama's days are through
I, of course, replied
"Something here inside
Cannot be denied"
Bin Laden, you will find
All who hate are blind
When you vaporize
You will realize
Smoke gets in your eyes!
Now you may laugh, deride
But we won't be denied
And I will say "SURPRISE!
When a lovely nuke flies
And smoke gets in your eyes!
Leni
Hello Mudda... Hello Fadda,
Here I am at... Camp Osama,
We are here to... bring him tidings,
If we can figure out just where he's hiding.
We've got tankers... we've got funnels,
To pour napalm... down his tunnels,
We'll ignite them... while they're dreaming,
Then launch missles that can home in on their screaming.
You remember... Saddam Hussein?
When on Kuwait... he laid his claim,
We came over... kicked his a$$,
Now we're gonna' turn Afghanistan into glass.
Didn't ask for... this dumb war,
Since we're in it... run up the score,
To the victor... go the spoils,
So let's win it then keep all of their oil!
I didn't write it, found it somewhere -- thought it was good. Apologies to the author, whoever he is.
Hey you crazy Saudi dude, that was rude
When you gonna stop the jihad, osama
It really is a mystery, how you think
Is it all a game in your mind, osama
Never gonna stop, til we get, all the terrorists
W is pissed, and it looks, like a major tryst
Bye bye bye bye bye bye whew!!
g-g-goodbye osama
g-g-goodbye osama...
I like New York, you creep.
Osama, you're dead.
So don't you go to sleep
We're hunting your head.
I'd love to see you close, on an infrared.
'Cause when you're caught like that
One trigger squeeze and, splat,
Osama, you're dead.
I've got bad news for you
Osama you swell...
Those virgins you expect
Won't find you in hell
Holding tight to my M-16
With a full magazine
Isn't unique
But it sure will kill all you freaks.
Grab your goats, and take some fat,
Leave the garbage on the doorstep,
Just direct your feet
To the Paki side of the street
Can't you hear that rat-tat-tat
Right on the tail of your step.
Let's pick a place to meet
On the Paki side of the street.
I used to walk like a man,
And was pro-Taliban.
Now you must understand
Osama...wed a llama.
If we never get a meal
We'll be rich as a Bin Laden
If we can just retreat
To the Paki side of the street.
We'll burst your balloon
And take your paper moon away
Time to end your masquerade, the piper will be paid
You'll be flushed down the bidet
Your party's over, your candles flicker and dim
You strike day and night, you think it's so right
But your future is grim
You'll soon comprehend, when our missiles ascend
That we'll get your rear-end
YOUR PARTY'S OVER, MY FRIEND!
Leni
has a whole lot of gold
And he's buying a stairway to he..aven.
Navy seals, Delta Force
searchin for his stronghold
To help climb up the stairway to heaven
As tanks wind on down his road
And George takes up all his gold
The Fox ladies will be told
.He'll soon get what he asks for
Cause he's buying a stairway to Fire and Brimstone.
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