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Sheep Molester Osama Bin Laden arrested
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Posted on 09/20/2001 3:29:24 PM PDT by Sir Gawain
Sheep Molester Osama Bin Laden arrested.
Thursday, September 20, 2001
KABUL , AFGANISTAN (WASARRESTED) -- Osama Bin Laden is currently being held in custody on his third animal abuse offense.
Laden was captured late last night after farmer Jim-Bob was awakened by the sound of crying sheep. "These are not just sheep", said Jim-Bob. "These are my pets; family pets. I love these sheep and to have them molested like this, by a person other than me, is totally unacceptable."
Laden was quoted as saying: "But the sheep are so soft and wooley," immediately before he was put into custody.
The sheep molester was apprehended on a local farm just outside Kabul.
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To: Texaggie79, dead, Registered
Had to.
To: redBloOdEdAmEriCan, victoria delsoul
ping
To: sirgawain
This would be a compliment.
To: sirgawain
I couldn't help but laugh at that one.
To: A.J.Armitage
Sorry, but as a spinner, weaver, and knitter, who grew up on a farm and knows all the old jokes, I am still an old conservative granma although pretty sophisticated in the ways of black humor.
This isn't funny, but really offensive to most of us.
Please Save All Sheep! Use Camels Instead!
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posted on
09/20/2001 3:42:28 PM PDT
by
jacquej
To: Texaggie79, sirgawain, veronica, nachum
Osama with A+Bert
To: sirgawain
D'OH!!!!!
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posted on
09/20/2001 3:47:32 PM PDT
by
EricT.
To: RedBloodedAmerican
LOLOL...thanks for the laugh....God knows we need them these days.
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posted on
09/20/2001 3:48:38 PM PDT
by
veronica
To: veronica
Still want "youse guys" to use camels for your jokes. Much more appropriate.
Save our Sheeps!
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posted on
09/20/2001 4:08:49 PM PDT
by
jacquej
To: RedBloodedAmerican
YOU ROCK!!!!!!!!!! LOL!!!!!! PIMP ...THE WHOLE SHEBANG!!!!!
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posted on
09/20/2001 4:11:59 PM PDT
by
cmsgop
To: RedBloodedAmerican
I have to Laugh Some More!!!!!!....ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!!
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posted on
09/20/2001 4:12:57 PM PDT
by
cmsgop
To: RedBloodedAmerican
ROFLMAO
To: sirgawain
Now the truth behind HOOF AND MOUTH disease is exposed!!!
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posted on
09/20/2001 4:16:30 PM PDT
by
Kayen
To: sirgawain
That's just plain baa-aaa-aaa-aaad.
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posted on
09/20/2001 4:31:28 PM PDT
by
brewcrew
To: sirgawain
Ben loves Dolly
To: sirgawain
Thanks for a much needed laugh!
To: RedBloodedAmerican
What, no secret sheep sympathizers on this thread!
What is the world coming too. May you all have to wear polyester for the rest of your lives!
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posted on
09/20/2001 4:35:23 PM PDT
by
jacquej
To: sirgawain, dennisw, veronica, cmsgop, billie, texaggie79, doug_from_upland
Bin and Dolly
sittin' by the sea
k-i-s-s-i-n-g
First comes love
Then comes marriage
Then comes Arafat in a baby carriage
wow, i had forgotten that one.
To: jacquej, sungirl, mark17
well, just stand baa-aaa-aack and watch the wool fly!!
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