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MP tells Bush to use pork bombs
THE NATION (Thailand) ^ | Sep 18, 2001 | Piyanart Srivalo

Posted on 09/17/2001 4:37:34 PM PDT by jedi150

MP tells Bush to use pork bombs

                           Published on Sep 18, 2001

                           The Thai Rak Thai Party yesterday scrambled to distance itself
                           from a proposal by one of its MPs that America employs the use
                           of pork against Islamic Afghanistan.

                           In an e-mail sent to US President George W Bush, Tinawat
                           Marukpitak suggested America could humiliate Afghanistan with
                           "pork-fat bombs".

                           Thai Rak Thai spokesman Suranand Vejjajiva rushed to call the
                           US Embassy to explain that Tinawat's suggestion was an
                           individual proposal and had nothing to do with the party.

                           Suranand also issued a press release to local and foreign press
                           offices condemning Tinawat for expressing this "insensitive
                           idea".

                           Speaking to reporters, Suranand said the Thai Rak Thai Party
                           condemned Tinawat's action and would demand that the MP
                           explain himself to the party.

                           "This was a shameful action. How could such an idea come out
                           during this situation?" said the party spokesman.

                           "He has acted inappropriately without taking into account the
                           sensitivity of the situation and without caring about serious
                           religious and political conflicts".

                           In his letter, copies of which he handed out to reporters, Tinawat
                           stated that cruise missiles mounted with pork-fat bombs would be
                           "the most effective response that can be brought to bear on the
                           persons in the Islamic countries who are guilty of harbouring
                           these criminals".

                           He said the use of such bombs would prevent the loss of
                           innocent people's lives.

                           "We consider the content of the letter totally inconsiderate to the
                           feelings of human beings and insensitive to the delicate situation
                           the world is facing," Suranand said in his press statement.

                           "Tinawat's point of view is not that of Thai Rak Thai's and he is to
                           be condemned for his poor suggestions."

                           Government spokesman Yongyuth Tiyapairat said Tinawat
                           should not have added confusion to the situation with comments
                           made "just for kicks".

                           Thai Rak Thai MP Farida Sulaiman, a Muslim, said Tinawat's
                           proposals were "absurd" and would damage the country's image.
                           They may also fuel further religious conflicts.

                           She said the party would discuss Tinawat's action today.

                           Democrat MP Surin Pitsuwan, a former foreign minister and a
                           Muslim, said Tinawat's proposals were "so thoughtless" and thus
                           deserved no comment from him.

                           Despite learning of the criticism over his suggestions, Tinawat
                           remained defiant and insisted that he had been thinking his
                           proposals over for three days before sending the letter.


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1 posted on 09/17/2001 4:37:34 PM PDT by jedi150
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Okay...okay...I'm trying not to fall apart laughing here....
2 posted on 09/17/2001 4:40:34 PM PDT by anniegetyourgun
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To: jedi150
Pork Fat Rules!
3 posted on 09/17/2001 4:40:59 PM PDT by mlo
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To: jedi150
oscar meyer weenie missles
4 posted on 09/17/2001 4:41:12 PM PDT by linn37
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To: jedi150
Capture Bin Laden and force him to eat bacon until he dies from a heart attack...
5 posted on 09/17/2001 4:47:12 PM PDT by go star go
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To: mlo
BAM!
6 posted on 09/17/2001 4:48:00 PM PDT by pubmom
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To: jedi150
Suranand also issued a press release to local and foreign press offices condemning Tinawat for expressing this "insensitive idea".

Well, war is not exactly a touchy-feely, sensitive moment, dumbass Suranand.

7 posted on 09/17/2001 4:49:22 PM PDT by Hillary 666
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To: jedi150
Anyone remember the old MRE with the freeze dried pork patties? Before rehydration, they were fairly solid. Now if one were to take little pellets of the stuff, compress it nice and tight, and then put it into some of the bomblets in a cluster bomb, one could really have something! A pork bomb to remember!
8 posted on 09/17/2001 4:53:02 PM PDT by neutrino (Neutrino)
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To: jedi150
Part of what is funny about this is that Allah is a very capricious god. One could follow every rule and still never know if you are going to be rewarded in the next life. There are no guarantees in Islam - even for martyrs. So you have to wonder - pork, chicken, beef....it's all a flip of the eternal coin for them.
9 posted on 09/17/2001 4:53:49 PM PDT by anniegetyourgun
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50,000 parachuting pigs with glow-in-the-dark chutes and eerie sounds, just to get them thinking. Let them shoot pigs.
10 posted on 09/17/2001 4:53:58 PM PDT by Fester Chugabrew
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To: jedi150
Instead of the crazy pork bomb idea, why drop nude pictures of Janet Reno and the Hildebeast over Afghanistan. This will cause all Afghan males to go into convulsions leading to the immediate surrendeer of O.B.L. Of course, there is the potential war crimes exposure to such a heinous act.
11 posted on 09/17/2001 4:54:20 PM PDT by TheExploited
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You know, just a pleasant diversion. When they start shooting the pigs, we'll pinpoint their locations and start some retaliatory stuff. Then we can have a giant pork roast on the battlefield.
13 posted on 09/17/2001 4:56:24 PM PDT by Fester Chugabrew
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To: linn37
Hows bout a gun that shoots Viena Sausges
14 posted on 09/17/2001 4:56:29 PM PDT by timestax
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To: anniegetyourgun
Hormel----our latest secret weapons facility.
15 posted on 09/17/2001 4:57:31 PM PDT by He Rides A White Horse
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To: Hillary 666
Suranand also issued a press release to local and foreign press offices condemning Tinawat for expressing this "insensitive idea".

So was plowing two airliners into the WTC.

16 posted on 09/17/2001 4:58:26 PM PDT by He Rides A White Horse
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To: jedi150
"It's BACON."
17 posted on 09/17/2001 4:59:09 PM PDT by blam
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To: jedi150
I didn't know Rosie O'Donnel(sp?)could be used as a missle.
18 posted on 09/17/2001 4:59:34 PM PDT by RckyRaCoCo
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To: anniegetyourgun
Definitely a superb Monty Python script just waiting to be written on this one. I shall sit back enjoying a cold beer and what I'm confident will be a good chuckle. Laughter is a good thing. That's all for sow.
19 posted on 09/17/2001 4:59:50 PM PDT by Hilltop
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To: anniegetyourgun
Don't laugh too hard

A very good psyop would be to let it be known that everyone we kill will be buried with a pig.

Sounds ha-ha to us but the Koran informs that anyone buried with animal parts will not go to heaven.

This negates the martyrdom aspect to their "holy" war.

Oink!

20 posted on 09/17/2001 5:00:21 PM PDT by leadhead (jdkeating@engineer.com)
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