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Magic Underwear & Magic Food
http://exmormon.org/phorum/read.php?2,1340878 ^ | July 31, 2014

Posted on 07/31/2014 11:11:43 AM PDT by greyfoxx39

Mormons have some really weird beliefs. For example, many (all) Mormons believe they (males only) can take a cooking/salad oil, pour just a small drop on the crown of your head and their god will heal them of almost anything.

Mormons believe that by wearing ugly underwear bought from a specific company, their god will protect them from harm.

Mormons believe that by wearing a really weird looking costume they are taught secret ways to touch angels so after they die, the angels will let Mormons get into heaven quicker.

Mormons believe their god requires women to not wear outer clothing that covers their crotch (pants) to worship their god in a large and spacious room (chapel).

Mormons believe that a little torn piece of bread and a small sip of water that has been chanted over and then swallowed will require their god to forgive them for their sins.

Mormons believe by consuming certain foods and wearing funny looking clothes god loves them more than the rest of the humans.

It is the same with all parents. We love our children more or less depending upon how ugly their clothes are and how they consume small bits of food items.

The Mormon god must have a sense of humor watching his "SPECIAl" children called Mormons think this makes god love them the most.


TOPICS: Catholic; Charismatic Christian; Evangelical Christian; General Discusssion; Mainline Protestant; Other Christian; Religion & Culture; Theology
KEYWORDS: bigotry; inman; lds; mormon; nonchristian
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To: Normandy
Mormon here, comfortable and happy in my faith.

Fact checker here; very comfortable with pointing out the error of Mormonism.


The following are some of the LYING images that MORMONism has produced, KNOWING that they represent something FALSE!!
 
 
   
                                 

481 posted on 08/03/2014 4:42:51 AM PDT by Elsie (Heck is where people, who don't believe in Gosh, think they are not going...)
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To: Elsie; Normandy

Reply #206


482 posted on 08/03/2014 4:44:16 AM PDT by Elsie (Heck is where people, who don't believe in Gosh, think they are not going...)
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To: Normandy
I hope that everyone remains free to practice their religion as they desire....

Me to, but; does EVERYONE include them plane flyin', bomb burstin', head choppin' radical Muslims as well???

483 posted on 08/03/2014 4:45:46 AM PDT by Elsie (Heck is where people, who don't believe in Gosh, think they are not going...)
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To: Elsie

It’s hard enough to communicate via this time delayed medium; so why make it harder?

This is a religion thread :technicalities: don`t you know is what it is about.


484 posted on 08/03/2014 5:08:15 AM PDT by ravenwolf (s)
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To: Elsie

Obviously the things you mention don’t fit into my definition of religious practice.


485 posted on 08/03/2014 5:08:24 AM PDT by Normandy
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To: Normandy; Colofornian; Elsie
Obviously the things you mention don’t fit into my definition of religious practice.

Obviously, mormon practices such as arcane temple rituals required for salvation, wearing of "sacred" garments, the emphasis on the "atonement" rather than the crucifixion and most importantly, the rejection of the three-entity Trinity and mormon teaching that God was once a man and there is an infinite number of "gods", do not fit into ANY CHRISTIAN definition of religious practice.

Are mormons still claiming to be Christians?

486 posted on 08/03/2014 8:06:59 AM PDT by greyfoxx39 (Valerie Jarrett warned us they would "get even with those who opposed them"..)
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To: Normandy
Obviously the things you mention don’t fit into my definition of religious practice.

Every man is his own Noah Webster?

487 posted on 08/03/2014 12:21:07 PM PDT by Elsie (Heck is where people, who don't believe in Gosh, think they are not going...)
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To: Normandy
Obviously the things you mention don’t fit into my definition of religious practice.

I sure fits into THEIRS!

488 posted on 08/03/2014 12:22:09 PM PDT by Elsie (Heck is where people, who don't believe in Gosh, think they are not going...)
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To: greyfoxx39
Are mormons still claiming to be Christians?

Something they were vehemently against in the early days?!?

489 posted on 08/03/2014 12:23:11 PM PDT by Elsie (Heck is where people, who don't believe in Gosh, think they are not going...)
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To: greyfoxx39; IronJack; Albion Wilde; Jeff Head; dirtymac; bethelgrad; Lizavetta; 4everontheRight; ...

Mormon here, comfortable and happy in my faith. I hope that everyone remains free to practice their religion as they desire and that we can preserve that precious liberty here and throughout the world.

 

 

 

 
 
Isn't it amazing that our Mormons, who have posted in this thread, choose to IGNORE replies 151 and 443 instead of either OWNING the words of their leaders or REJECTING them?
 
 
 

490 posted on 08/03/2014 12:33:41 PM PDT by Elsie (Heck is where people, who don't believe in Gosh, think they are not going...)
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To: Elsie

Kindly stop posting to me. I am not interested in your point of view.


491 posted on 08/03/2014 12:39:42 PM PDT by Albion Wilde ("The commenters are plenty but the thinkers are few." -- Walid Shoebat)
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To: Elsie

Kindly stop posting to me. I am not interested in your point of view.


492 posted on 08/03/2014 12:39:42 PM PDT by Albion Wilde ("The commenters are plenty but the thinkers are few." -- Walid Shoebat)
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To: Elsie

Like the original poster said, when they start killing people I’ll start caring. Their “drones” and false teachings pale in comparison to what Islam is doing to this world.


493 posted on 08/03/2014 2:30:23 PM PDT by Lizavetta
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To: Albion Wilde
Someone once researched how when people are lying, they use a lot of words.

(By this "logic," authors are the biggest liars...especially repeat authors)

494 posted on 08/03/2014 2:52:35 PM PDT by Colofornian
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To: Albion Wilde
Kindly stop posting to me.

Then don't respond.

You have no power to make me stop posting to you; but you DO have power to choose not to waste your time with me.

495 posted on 08/03/2014 6:13:37 PM PDT by Elsie (Heck is where people, who don't believe in Gosh, think they are not going...)
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To: Lizavetta
Their “drones” and false teachings pale in comparison to what Islam is doing to this world.

What Islam is doing to this world pales in comparison to what false teachings about Christ will do to their souls in the next.


(You do realize you are in the RELIGION forum; right??)

496 posted on 08/03/2014 6:15:08 PM PDT by Elsie (Heck is where people, who don't believe in Gosh, think they are not going...)
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To: Elsie

About 15 hours now; and only one response...


497 posted on 08/04/2014 3:45:09 AM PDT by Elsie (Heck is where people, who don't believe in Gosh, think they are not going...)
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To: one Lord one faith one baptism

I do understand Catholic doctrine and teaching and agree with nearly all of it.

The Pope, btw, has stated that compulsory clerical celibacy is not dogma or doctrine, but rather a discipline subject to change. I totally agree with him on that point.

But when I question this policy, there are some around here who suggest that I am not sufficiently Catholic enough and that I should leave the Church.


498 posted on 08/04/2014 6:25:57 AM PDT by Trapped Behind Enemy Lines
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To: Elsie

There are some around here who delight in trashing the Mormon faith.

I have studied the teachings of that faith, and I certainly do not agree with much of it. The biggest problem for me as far as Mormonism is concerned, is that it is not supported by the historical record as far as I can tell.

That all said, if you don’t agree with a certain religion, it’s real simple. Don’t join it. Rather than trash other religions, I try to understand my own faith better and I serve as a volunteer at my Church and do everything I can to help it out.

I don’t understand what there is to gain by trashing the LDS. My own Church is far from perfect, we have had huge scandals. As my uncle once said, “he who lives in glass houses, should not sleep in the raw.”


499 posted on 08/04/2014 6:41:30 AM PDT by Trapped Behind Enemy Lines
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To: Trapped Behind Enemy Lines

I would suggest you bone up on the doctrine of papal infallibility. it has nothing to do with the pope not being a human being, a sinner and someone who makes mistakes.

you are correct on clerical celibacy.


500 posted on 08/04/2014 6:47:32 AM PDT by one Lord one faith one baptism
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