In Sarasota, the word is that Obama is going to campaign to be the new Pope. He figures having 1.2 billion parishioners beats the heck out of 310 million inhabitants of the U.S., more and more of whom despise him every day.
Also heard on the street is that he’s going to take the name “Pope Hope a Dope.” His campaign title: “Kiss my ring, then kiss my donkey.”
The first Muslim pope.