you understand neither indulgences nor the Catholic church...it's not too late for you though, we have many methods whereby you can reclaim your true religion (I assume that you are baptized, if so, you are a Catholic)
Whatever the conditions for indulgences are today, I understand the indulgences of the Reformation era well. I have already received the promises of my Lord, I have no use for reclaiming the promises of man no matter the price.