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The Lost Art of the Insult
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| 14 Jul 2003
| JOSEF JOFFE
Posted on 07/06/2003 5:27:41 PM PDT by Guillermo
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posted on
07/06/2003 5:27:41 PM PDT
by
Guillermo
To: Guillermo
"And if I were your husband I would drink it." One of the best comebacks ever IMHO.
To: Guillermo
Maybe so in politics but not on the late night talk shows! Jay Leno has had a few words to say about the Dems AND the Pubbies!
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posted on
07/06/2003 5:36:25 PM PDT
by
lizbet
(Ready to go?)
To: Guillermo
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posted on
07/06/2003 5:39:43 PM PDT
by
Just another Joe
(FReeping can be addictive and helpful to your mental health)
To: Guillermo
It's hardly fair to compare the rest of the world's politicians to the English Lords. They have been respectfully insulting each other for centuries.
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posted on
07/06/2003 5:44:06 PM PDT
by
DannyTN
(Note left on my door by a pack of neighborhood dogs.)
To: Guillermo
I'll be dogged if I can recall their names, but there were two Members of Parliment in Victorian England who were famous verbal enemies, and one of their exchanges went like this:
"You Sir, will die from either an Unspeakable disease- or insanity!"
The retort?
"That, Sir, depends upon which I embrace- your mistress, or your policies..."
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posted on
07/06/2003 5:44:06 PM PDT
by
backhoe
To: Prodigal Son
Didn't he also have one that went along the lines:
Woman: You are drunk!
Reply: And you are ugly. But tomorrow I will be sober and you will still be ugly.
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posted on
07/06/2003 5:45:31 PM PDT
by
jim_trent
To: Guillermo
Lady Astor, Winston Churchill's nemesis, once said to him: "If I were your wife I would put poison in your coffee." Churchill didn't demand an apology or file a human-rights complaint. He just shot back: "And if I were your husband I would drink it."
LOL! What an awesome retort. Worthy of framing.
You go boy!
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posted on
07/06/2003 5:51:35 PM PDT
by
Jhoffa_
(BREAKING: Supreme Court Finds Right to Sodomy, Sammy & Frodo elated.)
To: Guillermo
...they "never open their mouths without subtracting from the sum of human knowledge." IOW...
What you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. May God have mercy on your soul.
FMCDH
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posted on
07/06/2003 5:55:04 PM PDT
by
nothingnew
(the pendulum swings and the libs are in the pit)
To: Destro
bttt
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posted on
07/06/2003 5:55:29 PM PDT
by
1rudeboy
To: Guillermo
History will be kind to me for I intend to write it.
W. Churchill
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posted on
07/06/2003 6:00:38 PM PDT
by
razorback-bert
(White Devils for Al-Sharpton 2004... Texas Chapter)
To: Guillermo
More of that incomparable Churchill wit
here [Warning: contains language some may find offensive].
From what I understand, the German MEP put his assault on Berlusconi in the form of an attack on "Italian" corruption. Consequently, it was inevitable that Berlusconi would portray himself as standing up for Italy against Germany, but he surely he didn't have to go the old Nazi route in his response. A comeback like the Disraeli line Joffe cites would have won him more points.
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posted on
07/06/2003 6:05:38 PM PDT
by
x
To: Prodigal Son
I agree....excellent comeback!
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posted on
07/06/2003 6:08:04 PM PDT
by
Arpege92
To: Guillermo
Attributed to a polical foe of Senator Huey Long, on being told that Caligula appointed his favorite horse Incitus
- meaning sexually aroused - to the Roman Senate Ah, be see how much wiser he was than the good people of Lousiana - at least he sent the whole horse!
To: backhoe
I love your story!
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posted on
07/06/2003 6:10:10 PM PDT
by
onyx
(Name an honest democrat? I can't either!)
To: Guillermo
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posted on
07/06/2003 6:11:14 PM PDT
by
martin_fierro
(A v v n c v l v s M a x i m v s)
To: Prodigal Son
Woman, to lexicographer Samuel Johnson, "Why Dr. Johnson, you smell."
"No madam, I stink, you smell."
To: Guillermo
The Lost Art of the Insult Or in TIME's case, "The Lost Art of Journalism"
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posted on
07/06/2003 6:12:04 PM PDT
by
martin_fierro
(A v v n c v l v s M a x i m v s)
To: Guillermo
I fell in love with Sir Winston the instant I read about his exchange with Lady Astor! I was a little girl at the time!
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posted on
07/06/2003 6:12:15 PM PDT
by
onyx
(Name an honest democrat? I can't either!)
To: Prodigal Son
One of the best comebacks ever IMHO. However, the one that retired the trophy :
One of the wits at the famous Algonquin Round Table walked up behind a very bald fellow wit, placed his hand on the man's scalp and remarked "By God, it's as smooth as my wife's bottom."
The bald gentleman paused briefly, then ran his own hand over his scalp. "By God," he replied, "you're right!"
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posted on
07/06/2003 6:16:10 PM PDT
by
Grut
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