Mobile Bio Lab Found!

Fox News ^ | 4-8-2003 | FOX

[vannrox]

Just breaking! On Fox now.

[tracer]

New reports of racial scandal -- Uncle Ben's Ricin..........

[Steve_Seattle]

Why would they be doing this loading in the field? Do bio weapons have a short shelf-life?

[Floratina]

It's just an ice cream truck containing the flavor of the month, radioactive rasberry.

It's for the children...

[Skooz]

Well, now I'm intrigued. Post it again.

[John H K]

Putting bioweapons on a SAM would be fairly pointless.

[browardchad]

Would a vehicle like this ever be needed for use with conventional warheads?

Refrigeration/insulation and a concealed compartment with a remote-contolled arm wouldn't be needed for a conventional warhead.

I wonder if there were any gasmasks in the truck?

[alnick]

It looks good then. Me, I'm cubicaly challenged, and these breathless reportings of wild rumors have been driving me nutz.

I know. I sometimes wish that there would be no report of this stuff until it is positively identified and confirmed and reconfirmed, but that's not realistic.

I imagine that soon we should start hearing the results of some of the tests that are being performed on some of the earlier finds.

[Moose4]

You forgot the cheese and moose.

I'm here! I'm here!

}:-)4

[randita]

All we need is for someone to inserve a WAVE file of the Mr. Softie jingle.

[BillCompton]

Anthrax Ripple?
Crunchy Frog?

Inspector: (continuing) And what is this one: Spring Surprise?

Mr. Hilton: Ah, that's one of our specialities. Covered in dark, velvety chocolate, when you pop it into your mouth, stainless steel bolts spring out and plunge straight through both cheeks.

Inspector: (stunned) Well where's the pleasure in THAT?!? If people pop a nice little chockie into their mouth, they don't expect to get their cheeks pierced!!! In any case, it is an inadequate description of the sweetmeat. I shall have to ask you to accompany me to the station.

[mabelkitty]

"New reports of racial scandal -- Uncle Ben's Ricin"

Also fingered in the gay liberal racial investigation....

Ben and Jerry's Ice Cream

[hawkaw]

It's just an ice cream truck containing the flavor of the month

Radioactive Raspberry
Plutonium Peppermint
Anthrax Almond
Sarin Strawberry
VX Vanilla
Smallpox Swirl
Ebola Elderberry
Fallout Fudge

Oh god you guys are making me laugh way to hard.

hawk

[VOA]

Plutonium Pepermint

Strontium Strawberry
Makes a wonderful taste treat as a syrup added to milk!

(I'm afraid that Saddam would laugh if one of his henchmen told him that.)

[SkunkPunk]

FOX News is now reporting that the lab may be filled with airborne herpes...undoubtedly given to the Iraqi's by the Clinton himself.

[Sir Gawain]

Nah that's alright. I'll send you the link later.

[Fresh Wind]

I report, you decide!

[Pushi]

It wasn't my thread. The one I was reading was the first posted. Just wondered where it went.

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[BunnySlippers]

FOX News is now reporting that the lab may be filled with airborne herpes...undoubtedly given to the Iraqi's by the Clinton himself.

In that case, I'll pass.