Posted on 12/10/2002 7:46:18 AM PST by WileyC
In a bold statement issued today, liberals worldwide have completely redefined liberal 'talking points' to bring them more in line with modern ideology.
Pointing out their strong support for dictatorial regimes in occupied Palestine, Iraq, Sub-Saharan Africa and other places, the announcement removes a number of troubling inconsistencies. Bringing together the combined mutual ideologies of these regimes will result in a liberal platform free from contradictions, the report claims.
Among the many issues resolved:
Surprisingly, though, the statement re-affirms their strong support for abortion. The method sanctioned by the document, however, is restricted to 'stoning the harlot to death'.
Several groups announced their immediately dissolution upon the release of this report, some from a total lack of membership as their constituents committed suicide in accordance with their clarifiec beliefs. These include NOW, PETA, NEA, Rainbow-PUSH, ACLU, all gay/lesbian/transgendered organizations, and the San Francisco city council.
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