Shouldn't that be "down"? *grin*
General
Leaps tall buildings with a single bound
Is more powerful than a locomotive
Is faster than a speeding bullet
Gives policy to God
First lieutenant
Runs into buildings
Recognizes locomotives two out of three times
Is not issued ammunition
Can stay afloat if properly instructed in the use of a Mae West
Talks to walls
Actually I have to admit- 2d lt. is probably the hardest job in the army- snot nosed 22 yr old trying to ride herd on people that have been doing their job since before you were in college. Tough row to hoe.
Kind of makes me feel bad we lit ours on fire that time...