DFU SONG: Love Lifts Us Up Where We Belong (Gwenyth Paltrow) 3-24-02

http://www.DFUSONGPARODIES ^ | 3-2002 | Lyrics, Doug from Upland

[doug from upland]

MIDI - LOVE LIFTS US UP WHERE WE BELONG

Men love female attributes…yes it's true, we're sometime pigs
We like those that are perkier…and most guys like them to be quite big
We can't help ourselves

We are horny…you know that
So to Gwenyth, take this to heart

Bras lift them up where they belong
If they're drooping down, we will not stare long
Bras lift them up where they belong
They look so nice that way…dear, what more can we say

We know that you dress for us…that you love so much to tease
Fantasy's our middle name…so will you just get with it, please
We love…to squeeze

Come on, Gwenyth…sweet Gwenyth
'Cause you know…know what turns us on

Bras lift them up where they belong
If they're drooping down, we will not stare long
Bras lift them up where they belong
They look so nice that way…what do you say

Our request's not out of line
Do it and you'll…look fine

Bras lift them up where they belong
If they're drooping down, we will not stare long
Bras lift them up where they belong
They look so nice that way…what do you say

Bras lift them up where they belong
If they're drooping down, we will not stare long

[doug from upland]

Ping, ping, ping

[GeronL]

have you ever been called an oddball?

=O)

[TheErnFormerlyKnownAsBig]

I laughed when I saw her so hard. Gwenyth Paltrow reminded me of my Dog Trixie when I was a kid after she had her third litter of puppies.

[TheErnFormerlyKnownAsBig]

Maybe I should have put that "I laughed so hard when I saw her..." or even I laughed, whnen I saw her, so hard..." but the original is a little strange looking.

[doug from upland]

[doug from upland]

I've been called many times. I suppose oddball has been in there a few times.

[GeronL]

I've heard she will not touch a glass that might have contained caffiene at one time. Any time, ever.

[GeronL]

heheheh

[GeronL]

If I could make her a dress that would suit her it would be made of metal and make her look like a Dalek... "Terminate!"

[Allegra]

You are so bad. LOL

[doug from upland]

Actually, she is an attractive woman. Too bad she couldn't have worn something that made her look classy rather than like someone who would have visited the White House during the '90s.

[Pokey78]

LOL!! You are GOOD!

[doug from upland]

Let's see. I'm bad. I'm good. I'm an oddball. What else?

[SharonLorraine]

LOL. Good one! When I saw her I couldn't believe that someone would let themselves appear so disgusting. She may have a pretty face and be skinny but her inner uglyness sure shines through in her attire.

[The Game Hen]

I can't believe you didn't use:
Flat women got no reason to live...
a la Randy Newman.

[doug from upland]

Come on. I chose the right one.

[RLK]

Gwenyth Paltrow has always reminded me of a space alient attempting, with only moderate success, to assume human form.

[pray4liberty]

Let's see. I'm bad. I'm good. I'm an oddball. What else?

Kinky?

[pray4liberty]

One word. Wonderbra.