Posted on 10/12/2020 8:51:45 PM PDT by White Lives Matter
Jonah Rodriguez @BookofJonah Anderson Cooper’s face when he hears they are playing “Macho Man” at @realDonaldTrump ‘s rally.
7:33 PM · Oct 12, 2020 from Paradise, NV·
Anderson I Pooper looks like he shit a brick.
LOL — found his gerbil call
The LEOs should broadcast that tune at the next Antifa riot.
Are you suggesting that he’s a man-marrying, fanny farming, gerbil belching, butter-cheeked, chutney ferret, knob-gobbling, rump ranging, Barbie hugging, Broadway-showgirl, tootsie-roll-eating, lizard worshipping, post pulling, brown-wind-loving, pole pushing, vacuum-lipped anal warrior, or a carrot-swallowing, poodle owning, skipping little hotdog-eating, or a chalk-licking, lavender sniffing, cheeky merry-monkey pole-vaulter, a cigar smoking, giggling little donut-puncher, or a Crisco-hoarding, rainbow-prancing, fuchsia puffed batty boy, a feminine-acting, stick-twiddling parade-marching ball-juggling, a gerbil-feeding, flower sniffing, rainbow-squatting, bottoms-up boy, or a glitter-loving, tail-tickling, Cleveland Steamer pooftah, a ham-slamming organ grinder, a latte-swilling, boy-texting, pump-a-loaf bread-boffer, a limp-wristed prancing knob-jockey, a loafer-lightening grass-tickling pounder of fudge, a merrily-hopping, NPR-listening musical-favoring chin-trauma patient, a merry delicate lightly-prancing dress-favoring protein-burper, a pearl-necklace adorned tumblebunny, a petal-covered swishing basket-burglar, a pink-sequin-adorned squeeze-friendly rectum-flagellator, a quiche-slurping, glitter-coated nimble-dancer, a rose-sprinkling, first-chair rusty-trombone pole-vaulter, a rump-radar-pinging, butterbutt loving, feathered drag princess, a sibilants-pronouncing girl-drink-swilling fruity little balltender, a silent-screaming bed-bouncing pump-wearing butt pilot, a skipping lavender-scented pillow-biter, a skipping lavender-scented pillow-biter, a soap-dropping, spanks-wearing, cabana-boy-loving, turd burglarizing rug bumper, Hershey highway loving butt pirate, sodomite Sally, polishers of floorboards?
Any proof?
He wouldn't feel it
He sees the pure fun and enthusiasm and just knows they are about to get steamrolled...
That look on his face was his hope dying.
yes.
Well, ah, let me think for a second. Ok, I thought about it, YES. 😁🤣🤪🤗
Good GRIEF!!! You musta worked as a correctional officer on the gay wing of your local state prison!!! What a prison vocabulary!!!
Ha! you put “a skipping lavender-scented pillow-biter” in there twice, JUST TO SEE IF I’D ACTUALLY READ THE WHOLE THING!
I did, and I got my money’s worth! Glad to see there’s a sense of humor left in the world somewhere! Thanks.
Asstounding!!!
I’m dying! I’ve got tears streaming down my cheeks I’m laughing so hard. Bravo!
That is funny! Also of note: Anderson looks like Shep Smith shared makeup foundation tips with him. He is growing weirder looking by the day. Botox?
You said “a skipping lavender-scented pillow-biter,” twice...
“... Hershey highway loving butt pirate, sodomite Sally, polishers of floorboards?
Any proof?”
You mean ‘any poof’ don’t you?
You left out rump ranger and screaming bender.
every time i see cooper...i think..man hes got a dick for a head...weird looking..
Dude, TMI. I think even Freud would probably get up and leave the room while you fantasized on the couch.
There’s no crying in baseball.
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