Federal Police Buy 1,000 Pairs of Sunglasses to Protect Officers From Protesters’ Lasers

Willamette Week ^ | July 25 2020 | Aaron Mesh

[Anti-Bubba182]

Absolutely!

[wally_bert]

ChiPs had an episode with a blinding laser bandit.

[doorgunner69]

A laser to the eyes would seem to justify a bullet to the brain.

[inpajamas]

No. Lasers should be considered a lethal weapon. If they blind you, they can then kill you. Shoot them if necessary. Self defense

[ProtectOurFreedom]

This one will vaporize you!

[Keyhopper]

Try using real ammo

[JohnnyP]

I think The Won cancelled it.

[Pollster1]

In spy movies, lasers can cut through anything.

[ProtectOurFreedom]

He did. But here are several successors, just not on piloted planes.

[xp38]

[crusty old prospector]

Why don’t they just crack some skulls?

[Secret Agent Man]

That pretty much goes for anyone.

[dfwgator]

And the choice is up to you cause they come in two classes
Rhinestone shades or cheap sunglasses

[Hambone 1934]

Too bad the sunglasses don’t spin the laser back at the protesters....Blind hundreds of them.....

[Kazan]

In my opinion, blasting away someone’s eyesight permanently with a laser qualifies as, “Grievous bodily injury,” and earns the laser operator quite a few bullets in the face.

Same with the bastards throwing rocks and projectiles at officers in Chicago. The response should be gunfire until the the objects stop being thrown.

[The Duke]

Anyone with a laser like that should be themselves blinded and turned out on the street.

[Nifster]

That’s stupid

There are actual laser glasses they should buy. The sunglasses may put the personnel at higher risk of eye damage depending on what kind they purchased. Someone just don’t know jack

[HartleyMBaldwin]

I wear my sunglasses at night...

[Newbomb Turk]

Time to bring out the LRAD sonic weapon that causes dizziness and vomiting and the Active Denial Systems that heats the water in human skin causing incapacitating pain. We have the technology.

[Nifster]

Now that I’ve read the article they aren’t sunglasses. They are indeed laser eye wear