The Establishment's Ultimatum: Scuttle Bernie!

Townhall.com ^ | March 3, 2020 | Pat Buchanan

[mewzilla]

Sink the Bernie!

Done to Johnny Horton.

Wish I could rhyme.

[wastoute]

Bloomers is the interesting one. Can you imagine waking up to discover you had gone on a bender and blew $500 Million?

[ClearCase_guy]

That would top the old WC Fields joke —

Fields to bartender: “Uhhhhhhh, was I in here last night? And did I spend a $20 bill?”
Bartender (played by Shemp Howard): “Yeah.”
Fields: “Thank goodness! I thought I’d lost it.”

[polymuser]

Time to start dredging up and spreading Moochelle’s sponsored scamming history...

[Does so]

As usual, I knew who wrote this by mid-post. Good job...bump!

[DarthVader]

Excellent analysis and that is not their only problem.

[nathanbedford]

The real blooming hangover for Bloomberg is not just $1/2 billion squandered but the cause for which it was lost is also lost-the China syndrome.

[chief lee runamok]

"Look for Biden to put an African American woman on his ticket."

biden announced bob o'rourke to be in charge of the biden administration's gun control efforts.

That should help the old geezer lose a few votes.

[Elsie]

The Establishment's Ultimatum: Scuttle Bernie!

AGAIN!!!

[Elsie]

Wish I could rhyme.

If you hang  with elsie and Mark17,
Two limerick writers: funny or mean. 
You'll cringe at their tone;
Or they'll make you groan;
Which is which remains to be seen.

[Elsie]

No need to rhyme, if you don't replace the rhyming words!!

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We found that German battleship been makin' such a fuss
We had to sink the Bismarck 'cause the world depends on us
We hit the deck a-runnin' and we spun those guns around
Yeah, we found the mighty Bismarck and prepared to cut her down… More

 

 

We found that cranky, white-haired guy who'd  been makin' such a fuss
We had to sink Ol' Bernie 'cause the world depends on us
We hit the deck a-runnin' and we spun those guns around
Yeah, we found the moldy Bernie and prepared to cut him down…

[jstolzen]

Bernie will win commie cal 415 delegates

Looks that way, but by what percentage?

Remember, delegates get assigned proportional to the vote split. So, he won't get all 415 but some portion of those 415.

[SMARTY]

“Look for Biden to put an African American woman on his ticket.”

THAT was a given right from the start!

I wonder if American minorities will EVER get sick of being exploited

[SMARTY]

It's totally conceivable…..and the more I think about it, I believe THAT has been the objective all along with promoting and tolerating Slow Joe.

It’s also why Nancy fought so hard to protect the Bidens

[arthurus]

Condensing a more detailed and nuanced explanation.

[FamiliarFace]

It would be funny to see Biden-Obama signs instead of the previous Obama-Biden ones.

If Biden gets the nomination, I expect to see Kamala Harris being chosen as his running mate instead.

[Buckeye McFrog]

Attention, Milwaukee Residents.
Get out NOW!

[IndyTiger]

Yes, I think Harris would be the front-runner for the VP slot. With Stacy Abrams, Michelle Obama, or Oprah as long-shot candidates. But I agree with Pat’s analysis that a black woman would be Biden’s VP pick. Always like his common sense commentary.

[Vlad The Inhaler]

THE EMPIRE STRIKES BACK!

[DownInFlames]

Any VP pick of these aging codgers WILL be president!