Posted on 11/03/2019 8:45:02 AM PST by chief lee runamok
Put her up in America with a solid Midwest farm family, til ocean weather’s better.
Let her learn real American life, youth, food, activities, family.
This is the real world world, Greta. The plane you fly on or the ship you ride on is going places whether you are on it or not. Humans are as natural as any other fauna or flora and everything humans do is completely natural, and everything humans use comes from this natural earth.
Oil is organic and gluten free.
Can’t she just waterski across pulled by two narwhals, the unicorns of the sea?
A hot air balloon and the necessary amount of politicians and technocrats to assist in it’s inflation.
Give her a bicycle. The fish don’t need them, so there are plenty available.
I knew what I'd find,
and I did.
Start swimming, brat!
Big black inner tube and a paddle
She could have started out swimming a month ago but she won’t make it through the North Atlantic before it freezes over. She could wait on an iceberg for a ship to come by - then she could let us know whether or not the iceberg was melting under her.
“We’ll never forgive you” - who’s going to be around after the world ends to be forgiven or do the forgiving? Poor thing. I surely hope there is not a male alive on this planet who would consider making her his partner!
Trump should offer her a ride on a Trident Nuke sub. Zero carbon emissions.
Not that Saint Greta would ever take him up on it.
She needs to consume a large quantity of baked beans, insert a butt plug and when sufficiently filled with gas simply float to where she wants to go.
In any case she probably views breeding as bad for the planet.
Technology exists to cross the ocean, cost free, by only ocean wave energy.
The problem is the speed is slow and it could take extra weeks longer.
Who shrunk Alaska?
“Greta Thunberg Pleads for Help and a Carbon-Free Lift Across the Atlantic”
Climate grifter.
And yet she is heralded as a Climate Change Darling who "thinks big thoughts" and is someone we should all take seriously.
Odds are, in my book, that new BFF DiCaprio will end up giving her a lift.
Simple, easy,peasy
Place a large garbage bag over your head after inflating it with ambient air. Secure it around your neck with duct tape. This provides you with oxygen and traps the carbon dioxide you will be expelling. Put on shoes with thick lead soles. Walk across the ocean underwater. Problem solved.
Sometimes I despair of my fellow FReepers, you are all missing the obvious. What is her primary (voluntary) output? HOT AIR, of course! So all she needs is to walk north to a point where the prevailing high-level winds have a possibility of whisking her over that wet stuff. Then get an all-natural fiber balloon and start lecturing all & sundry on the evils of carbon. If she keeps talking incessantly, I can see her filling the balloon nicely. With several invocations to Mother Gaia, she will soon be wafting on her way!
Legal Notice: This is merely a suggestion for dear Miss Muffy in hopes she would FIRST consult with requisite experts on feasibility! Her results may very!
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