Skip to comments.Kim Jong-un 'executes general by throwing him in piranha-filled fish tank'
Posted on 06/09/2019 11:22:16 AM PDT by Trump20162020
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I always wondered what happened to the architect and decorator used by the Bond villains. He’s giving his pitch, “and here is the Parana tank and the collapsing bridge. It’s absolutely the latest in villain chic.”
That guy has got to be thinking, “I am so going to be dead when this is finished.”
I always wanted to live in a Bond villain lair, but not with the collapsing floors, sharks and alligators. A whole bunch of kittens, maybe...since I’d be rich enough to have somebody else cleaning the litter boxes.
If true, this is one very disturbed psychopath. In addition, he is reported to have executed anther general with an anti aircraft gun and has recently murdered his negotiators who “failed” at the Hanoi summit. Not exactly the sort of person you want with his finger on a nuclear weapon. Too bad in the post Watergate Democratic surge Jimmy Carter and Senator Frank Church permanently defanged the CIA. There once were many, many ways to quietly neutralize the North Korea threat.
Ya sure it wasn’t a Chu?
Lil’ Kim must be like Darkseid from DC Comics. Everyone he kills he resurrects them with his “Omega Rays” only to get killed again when he’s feeling “rornery”.
Sounds like a Bond villain who preferred fish to bullets in
Actually, it was General Chomp Snap Ow.
Cousin of the Asia Air pilot Bang Ding Ow... and well-known nephew of the other pilots Wee Tu Low, Sum Ting Wong, and Ho Lee Fuk...
It says he was un-executed. Wait, that was part of his name.
It turns out that the best they could do come up with was a few ill-tempered sea bass.
I heard they had frikken’ lasers on their heads!
Now, that’s a man cave, Jim!
Dr. Evil: You know, I have one simple request. And that is to have sharks with frickin laser beams attached to their heads! Now evidently my cycloptic colleague informs me that that cant be done. Can you remind me what I pay you people for, honestly? Throw me a bone here! What do we have?
Number Two: Sea Bass.
Dr. Evil: [beat] Riiiight.
Number Two: They are mutated sea bass.
Dr. Evil: Really? Are they ill-tempered?
Number Two: Absolutely.
Dr. Evil: Oh, well, thats a start.
If this was true I doubt it would be ‘leaked’...
B- for originality. Must have got the idea from Bond film ‘You only live twice’
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