Posted on 05/04/2019 9:37:42 AM PDT by Kaslin
Bre Kidman, a Saco, ME attorney who enjoys spending weekends dressed as a "queer feminist mermaid" and splashing around in kiddie pools filled with glitter, recently announced a campaign run for the Maine Democratic Senate nomination in hopes of unseating incumbent Republican Sen. Susan Collins.
According to Steve Collins of the Sun Journal, "Kidman said they have been fat since they were 7, gay since age 10 and figuring out what it all means ever since." The attorney does not use traditional gender pronouns, Kidman instead asks people to use "they/them" as pronouns.
“Like all other politicians, whether or not they want to admit it, I’m a human being who has grown and changed over the years,” the queer feminist mermaid said a few weeks ago at a campaign stop. “I am funny. I’m weird. I’m serious. I’m happy. I’m sad. I’m a lot of different things.”
“And I want to be in a culture where it’s OK to be a lot of different things and also take part in building what we as a country are," Kidman told coffee shop attendees in Portland, ME.
Right now, no other Democratic primary candidate has fully invested in running for the nomination. The Democratic Party would supply more than four million dollars to Kidman's campaign if nominated.
Kidman, who has had a traumatic life including being raped abroad while in college, released a full 10 song album under the stage name "BeeKay Esquire" in December. According to the description, the album titled "Lies I Tell Myself" is "[o]riginally a sort of dumping ground for excess emotion, 'Lies I Tell Myself About Myself' tells a story about the darkest moments before the dawn in recovery from sexual violence, but does so with the same wink-and-deranged-grin as Bee Kay Esq.’s messy, fake-blood-and-glitter-encrusted burlesque."
"Ultimately, 'Lies I Tell Myself About Myself' is an album for (and by) the sort of people who want to roll down their windows, turn up the speakers, and rock out with their existential dread out," the description reads.
Sen. Collins is also facing one in party primary challenger as well as an independent candidate.
Mermaid? Oh, the huge manatee!
It’s a whale of a tale!
Hefty hefty hefty
Laz please save us
Please please post to hittable mermaid!
Never understood the “they / them / their” pronoun bit before, but I have to admit I might have a bit more sympathy for it after seeing a picture of this person. When Michael Moore and Rosie O’Donnell start using it I may be a little more convinced.
Loving these whack jobs. Can’t wait for the Dim/socialist debates. Gonna need a 5 gallon bucket of popcorn!
Fat, stupid and Ginger is no way to go through life, Shamu.
and “raped abroad”??? Gimme a break.
Another one of her fantasies she lies to herself about
“Ultimately, ‘Lies I Tell Myself About Myself’...
There you have it. The lie is the weapon used most often by the criminal.
DEPOPULATE criminals, clintons, liars, looters, etc., etc. from the body politic.
It’s easy to...
live-free-republic
Who would rape her? My God it sounds like a lie.
I think that with this thing crabs would be the dish of the day.
Democrats could do worse...they always have in the past.
We’re gonna need a bigger boat.
And Queequeg!
No male,no matter how depraved,would be desperate enough to rape that...creature. OTOH,I suppose that some females might give it a go....
Are we certain it’s a mermaid?
She looks more to be of the Cetacean-Maid genus.
(((I believe that is the correct taxonomic nomenclature for the species?)))
Mermaids eat lobsters. Shell and all. I know this for a fact. Saw it on “Splash”.
That was my first thought, too. Of course, she did produce "Lies I Tell Myself About Myself."
That’s a pretty darn fat mermaid.
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