Buckingham Palace in Armed Police Stand Off After US Tourist Attacks Officers

Express (U.K.) ^ | Fri, Feb 16, 2018

[Attention Surplus Disorder]

“two counts of assaulting a police officer?”

In a normal country this would be good for a couple of years behind bars.

[cyclotic]

Not nearly enough cost or time.

[Uncle Miltie]

He then pulled the two officers to their feet in "an extraordinary display of strength", prosecutor Henry Fitch said, before punching PC Collins again.

I just think that there's funny.

[Keyhopper]

They should have told him a joke!
Shhhhesh
Knock, knock, .......who’s there?
My boots on you head laddy

[Dixie Yooper]

There’s a video somewhere, of London’s finest, trying to apprehend a man with a knife. It takes awhile, and it’s funny.

[libertylover]

Sounds like he got off lucky in more ways than one.

[Repeal The 17th]

Palace Guard: Been drinking, have we?

Ben Gates: Just a nip.
Popped down to the pub for a pint.
Bit of all right.
Going to arrest a man for that?
Going to detain a blighter for enjoying his whiskey?

[Red Badger]

Most Americans can’t handle the Euro BEERS..................

[Dr. Ursus]

Yes,it looks right out of Benny Hill!

[Davy Crocket]

This guy was as sharp as a leading edge of a golf ball.

He (the Perp) only had 200 pounds on him and that is all the money he had since his credit card was stolen. The judge asked him if he had reported it stolen and the perp replied that he hadn’t had time since England was such a fun place to be at.

[Nifster]

What a douche

Alcoholism is a terrible thing

[Mastador1]

In a normal country this would be good for a couple of years behind bars.

In America if it was an illegal, he'd get a bus ticket home.

[Georgia Girl 2]

His azz would be grass here for that.

[blueplum]

throw him in the tower and rattle the chains around him for a few weeks. Might give him a reality check. But no...slap his little hand and send him on his way. Right-o

[ThePatriotsFlag]

Should have shot the jerk.

[fruser1]

“extraordinary display of strength””

Euro girlie men?

Come to think of it, I don’t remember seeing any brits at any olympics - ever.

[Ancesthntr]

“Robinson was heavily intoxicated....”

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Wow, I’m so glad that I was sitting when I read that, I’d have never guessed.

[Ancesthntr]

“He then pulled the two officers to their feet in “an extraordinary display of strength”, prosecutor Henry Fitch said, before punching PC Collins again.”

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Geez, what did Collins do to Fitch? It is hard to tell who actually punched Collins when the stupid reporter cannot write in English to save his own life.

[csvset]

"Armed police. Stand still" and pointing his weapon at the American, Robinson knocked him to the ground.

Tuco says:When you have to shoot, shoot, don't talk.