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1 posted on 02/07/2018 4:04:49 PM PST by Tea Party Terrorist
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>> “I saw one on my staffer’s desk and I wanted to eat it.”

So Schumer works at a laundromat?


57 posted on 02/07/2018 5:19:47 PM PST by Gene Eric (Don't be a statist!)
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Lysol tastes like lemonade.


61 posted on 02/07/2018 5:26:21 PM PST by Radix (Natural Born Citizens have Citizen parents)
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Here ya go Chuck....now with stomach softener Downy!

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62 posted on 02/07/2018 5:30:23 PM PST by xp38
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Little IQ tests in a bag...
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63 posted on 02/07/2018 5:31:00 PM PST by editor-surveyor (Freepers: Not as smart as I'd hoped they'd be)
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Missed opprutunity.


64 posted on 02/07/2018 5:44:12 PM PST by Nuc 1.1 (Nuc 1 Liberals aren't Patriots. Remember 1789!)
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"I saw one on my staffer's desk and I wanted to eat it.”

I understand that Chuck Schumer's handlers have to keep him on a short leash, because he says the same thing about lumps of "chocolate" that he sees on sidewalks and lawns.

69 posted on 02/07/2018 6:09:58 PM PST by Zeppo ("Happy Pony is on - and I'm NOT missing Happy Pony")
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My cat leaves a tootsie roll or two for me in his box, everyday. I should mail them to chuckie.


72 posted on 02/07/2018 6:18:25 PM PST by dynachrome (When an empire dies, you are left with vast monuments in front of which peasants squat to defecate)
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Nothing can be made that is idiot proof only at best idiot resistant because idiots are very resourceful.


75 posted on 02/07/2018 7:01:27 PM PST by The Great RJ ("Socialists are happy until they run out of other people's money." Margaret Thatcher)
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Lying. What would a laundry detergent pod be doing on a staffer’s desk? Do they have a laundry room in their offices?


79 posted on 02/08/2018 9:13:44 AM PST by JimRed ( TERM LIMITS, NOW! Build the Wall Faster! TRUTH is the new HATE SPEECH.)
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"I saw one on my staffer's desk and I wanted to eat it.”

Sounds like Schumer's got what Freud would call an "Oral-stage Fixation".

81 posted on 02/08/2018 10:23:34 AM PST by DuncanWaring (The Lord uses the good ones; the bad ones use the Lord.)
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