Seth Meyers doesn't pull punches in Golden Globes opening monologue

San Francisco Chronicle ^ | January 7, 2018 | Alyssa Pereira

[Yaelle]

I was shocked they wheeled out what is left of Kirk Douglas. Only excuse for it is if he wanted to do it. Thought of it himself and wanted to.

They are now involved in full Oprah worship. And now Oprah is speaking. She’s receiving the Cecil DeMille award. And did you guys know that she is black?? Apparently this is the most important fact about her. And little black girls may be watching this show. Screw the little white, Asian, hispanic, Indian girls watching.

I think soon we will live to see a Golden Globe ceremony where they won’t even let straight white men even into the Beverly Hilton. According to what I’ve heard tonight, white men are so low they probably should be put into camps.

[Candor7]

I haven’t watched the Golden Gob Awards for over a decade.

What these propagandists amount to is less than a pinch of coon shit, a stinky one at that.

Y’all can drive your own noses up their arses for a wiff, but most Freepers are having none of it.

[Impala64ssa]

But without white men there would be no Hollywood. Everything from Edison inventing the technology, to the silent movies, to Gone With the Wind, to Star Wars it has all been the creation of white men. Get white men out of the process and no one will go to the freaking movies.
Overpaid mannequins like Meyers should be thanking G-D ALMIGHTY that dead White guys like Edison, Marconi, Vladimir Zworykin, Philo Farnsworth, Jack Warner, David Sarnoff, Disney and many others came along when they did. If it weren't for their inventions, creativity and business expertise that made show biz the entertainment industrial complex it is they would be in the same situations as their colleagues over 100 yrs ago. In someone's alleyway literally singing for their supper. Travelling from town to town in minstrel shows hoping to make enough to keep from starving. Standing on a soap box babbling incoherently while being looked upon as the village idiots they are. Or locked away and forgotten about in an insane asylum, where most of them belong.

[Yaelle]

Anyone eat any poison or bad food tonight, need to vomit? Run to Twitter and read your fellow Americans crying and gushing over Oprah”s unoriginal grandiose speech about brilliant women and a new day on the horizon. They all want her to be pah-res-i-dent. There, now you upchucked the offending food.

[Slyfox]

[Vendome]

Turned it off after The Rock and Aniston, who were the only ones watchable .

The rest was more of the same and I couldn’t understand what was so funny.

[GnuThere]

Can you imagine what an Oprah cabinet would look like?
And how clueless they would be? Yikes.

[BenLurkin]

Excellent

[Yaelle]

An Oprah cabinet... let’s see. Give that beard Stedman some kind of role somewhere. The rest could be lesbians of color. The whole admin would be based on appearances. There isn’t much else important, right?

[Conserv]

Last movie I saw Kirk Douglas in was Snowy River.

That’s a good movie!

[Sarah Barracuda]

A bunch of rich, liberal, hollywood freaks who talk about gun control when they had to shut down BLOCKS for this event..security ALL with armed guards..these same Hollywood freaks who scream about letting refugees in when they sit behind their gated, wall to wall mega mansions

[BenLurkin]

What makes you say that?

[jazminerose]

What, you don’t enjoy seeing wildly overpaid narcissists worshipping themselves?

[Fellow Traveler]

Imagine an Oprah cabinet, don’t have to. Just watch Idiocracy.

[Gil4]

I think that’s an approved alternate spelling.

[eyedigress]

Darn, I missed it all.

My toenails needed clipping.

[adorno]

Can you imagine what an Oprah cabinet would look like? And how clueless they would be? Yikes.

I think we already saw that.

It was called, the Obama cabinet. With Obama playing Oprah. And Michelle played by Whoopi Goldberg.

[jpsb]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bMQJPsZsL00