Posted on 10/05/2017 8:42:55 AM PDT by slowhandluke
I’d like to help, where can we donate the bacon?
Chevigny-Saint-Sauveur is in France.
Pork belongs on school lunch menus. Meat is a healthy source of protein, and variety is good. If anyone does not like that, it’s not our problem.
So menus made of bacon are off the table..?
Sounds to me like win-win.
Hit the road Muzzies. Bring a sack lunch if you’re going to be so picky about the menu.
dang,... we only have Wild Boar, Wild Hog, Havana or Coyote.
Pork Chop Suey , hold the MSG
Well then- We should have a pork ONLY Menus
It’s on a menu! On paper!
It doesn’t mean you have to order it!
ESAD MUZZIE!
So Boudreaux had 4 female pigs.
He had gone to the fair to try to sell the pics, when he ran into Thibedeaux who lived about an hour away. Thibedeaux had 4 male pigs.
So they decided to breed the pigs. They knew of a field they could use half way in between.
So Boudreaux got up early the next morning. Rinsed the pigs off, got them in the station wagon and drove to meet Thibedeaux.
While they were waiting, Boudreaux asked, “How we gonna know if dis works? Thib replied, “Oh dat’s easy. In the morning if the pigs are lying on the grass, they’re pregnant. But if they are down in the mudhole, they’re not.
So the next morning, Boudreaux looked out his windows and the pigs were in the mudhole. So he called Thib, then he rinsed the pigs off, got them in the station wagon and drove to meet Thib again.
This went on for several mornings, until one morning Boudreaux was too tired to get up and look. So he hollared out to Clotile, his wife, and said, “Look out dere and see if dem pigs are in de grass or de mudhole”.
Clotile hollared, back “Neither, they’re in the station wagon and one of them is honking the horn”
Definitely. This is too easy. Can I find a Miss Piggy hat to wear around our ragheads? Along with a t-shirt with a picture of a bacon sammich?
Ribs on Monday. Pulled Pork on Tuesday, BLT on Wednesday, Pork & Beans on Thursday & Fish Sticks on Friday for the Catholics
What a haughty dare, and great news for us!
Now just have to serve the other white meat every day! Ham sandwiches one day, pork hot dogs another, pork tenderloin wrapped in bacon...
How about Carnitas and pork rinds for everyone!
Good bye! Don’t let the door hit you on the way out!
P.S. Don’t come back
Be still my heart. Can we have that in writing with an escrow for your ticket costs?
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