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Townhall.com ^ | June 19, 2017 | Michael Brown

[Elsie]

What's the music like?

NOW you've done it!!

As I was walking across a bridge one day; I saw a man standing outside the railing, about to jump off.

 

So I ran over and said, "Stop! Don't do it!"

"Why shouldn't I?" he said.

 

I said, "Well, there's so much to live for!"

He said, "Like what?"

 

I said, "Well...are you religious or atheist?"

He said, "Religious."

 

I said, "Me too! Are you Christian or Buddhist?"

He said, "Christian."

 

I said, "Me too! Are you Catholic or Protestant?"

He said, "Protestant."

 

I said, "Me too! Are you Episcopalian or Baptist?"

He said, "Baptist!"

 

I said,"Wow! Me too! Are you Baptist Church of GOD or Baptist Church of the Lord?"

He said, "Baptist Church of GOD!"

 

I said, "Me too! Are you Original Baptist Church of GOD, or are you Reformed Baptist Church of GOD?"

He said,"Reformed Baptist Church of GOD!"

 

I said, "Me too! Are you Reformed Baptist Church of GOD, reformation of 1879, or Reformed Baptist Church of GOD, reformation of 1915?"

He said, "Reformed Baptist Church of GOD, reformation of 1915!"

 

I said, "Die, heretic scum", and pushed him off.

 

-- Emo Phillips

[Elsie]

I said, "Me too! What's the music like??

He said, "We use a screen, not hymnals.

 

I said, "You’ll Fly Away”, heretic scum", and pushed him off.

 

[HeadOn]

Funny! Haven’t heard that one in years. It was two Lutherens when I heard it - can’t remember all the details about Synods, etc...

God Bless. Hope you had a great 4th.

[Elsie]

It was fairly good.

I got up early and started cleaning up around the house and yard; getting ready for the cookout.

When I came in the house a bit after noon, the wife told me to hurry and get cleaned up as the shindig started at one.

I asked, “why aren’t some folks here already??”

She replied, “You NEVER listen! The cookout is at my SISTER’s place!!”

Oops...

[HeadOn]

OOOOOOOOhhhhhhh!!! That’s rich. Well, at least you can enjoy the clean house and yard! Have a good one.