[StAnDeliver]

There is NOTHING so disgusting as to watch the HARD-WORKING downstate Freeper Illini SUFFER so miserably because of the boil on the forehead of Illinois known as CHIRAQ.

[StAnDeliver]

We only encounter the de minimus fallout: satellite counties, some minor urban problems of our own...

But Jesus H. Christ the imbalance between Joe Wheat Farmer of Mount Vernon and Rastus Gibbmedat of Cabrini Green is vastly, steeply more catastrophic than Rastus of Harlem and Joe Apple Farmer north of Albany, NY.