Chimps are not people, cannot be freed from custody: New York court

reuters ^ | Jun 8, 2017 | Jonathan Stempel | NEW YORK

[Secret Agent Man]

Well until the chimps themselves hire lawyers, pay them, explain their grivances, and demand their day in court for emancipation,

The leftard ecofreaks can just stfu. Because now its just all speculation and hearsay, and therefore frivolous and a deliberate waste of the courts time and money.

[DoughtyOne]

I’ve had mornings like that.

“:^)

One or two...

[Daffynition]

[Daffynition]

You're jes a barrel-full...

[Two Kids' Dad]

Many perverted leftists are going to have to keep their chimpophilia in the closet for a while longer.

[DoughtyOne]

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[DoughtyOne]

Evidently...

Cute...

[GladesGuru]

Chimps are not humans, but some humans are chimps (see’chimp out’).

[Colinsky]

I wonder if they quoted Heinlein in the legal arguments:

I thought of "Jerry Was A Man" instantly, too. A story from 1947. Heinlein was prescient, except that we still don't have genetically enhanced chimps yet.

[tumblindice]

[henkster]

Get back to me on this when chimps write documents starting with “We The People.”

[Gator113]

But the shared capabilities “do not translate to Liberals, media and Politicians, capacity or ability, like humans, to bear legal duties, or to be held legally accountable for their actions,” .....

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Release the monkeys and lockup the real scum sucking feral infestation of our society.

[Arthur McGowan]

I don’t see any chimps writing legal briefs.

[Steely Tom]

Several prominent NYC law firms have announced plans to set up new "Simian Practices." Here's picture of a hiring meeting at one of the new Simian divisions:

[onedoug]

No.

My post was about the welfare of the animals.

[JoeProBono]

[Daffynition]