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This woman called a cat unprintable names. Now everybody wants to adopt him. (Aussie Cat Rescue)
WaPo ^ | May 27 2017 | Karin Brulliard

Posted on 06/04/2017 10:11:42 AM PDT by Seizethecarp

Then there’s Cat People of Melbourne, an Australian rescue group that recently decided to turn the adorable approach on its head. Instead of emphasizing the cuddly or intelligent nature of one slender black feline in its custody, director Gina Brett wrote an adoption profile that made him sound downright nasty.

“Mr. Biggles (also known as Lord Bigglesworth) is an utter utter utter bastard,” Brett wrote. “Mr. Biggles is a despot and dictator, he will let you know he is not happy, which is often because things are often just not up to his high standards.”

She went on: “Mr. Biggles likes his cuddles on his terms, and will sit in your lap when he decides it’s time. If the stroking is not up to his standards, he will nip you.”

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TOPICS: Australia/New Zealand; Political Humor/Cartoons
KEYWORDS: kittyping
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To: CGASMIA68

Mr Biggles refused to be pussy- whipped


21 posted on 06/04/2017 11:00:57 AM PDT by silverleaf (We voted for change, not leftover change)
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To: Seizethecarp

Mr Biggles sounds exactly like my 2 cats.

Guess I’ll have to throw them out of my house.

Where are you Rocky? Where are you Dusty? Here kitty, kitty, kitty....


22 posted on 06/04/2017 11:18:47 AM PDT by adorno (w)
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To: EinNYC

How do you get a cat to stop nipping hard?

I know someone who just got a rescue cat and the cat nips hard enough to hurt but no broken skin, yet.


23 posted on 06/04/2017 11:23:06 AM PDT by metmom ( ...fixing our eyes on Jesus, the Author and Perfecter of our faith...)
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To: Seizethecarp

What were the unprintable names?


24 posted on 06/04/2017 11:26:01 AM PDT by InvisibleChurch (https://thepurginglutheran.wordpress.com)
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To: InvisibleChurch

I guess “bastard” is unprintable these days in some quarters, since approaching half the population is getting to meet the description and more in some segments...


25 posted on 06/04/2017 11:32:23 AM PDT by Seizethecarp
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To: CGASMIA68

My brother adopted a feral cat as a kitten. Completely out of control for the first week, but he gradually came around. It lived with bro for 4 years or so, then just walked away and never returned.

He was as affectionate and loyal as any regular cat, but did have a bit of an attitude towards large dogs. It was funny to watch him taunting the neighbour’s GSD, then disappearing long enough for the dog to forget about the cat. Attacks from nowhere were his forte’.


26 posted on 06/04/2017 11:45:21 AM PDT by Don W (When blacks riot, neighbourhoods and cities burn. When whites riot, nations and continents burn.)
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27 posted on 06/04/2017 11:55:48 AM PDT by Slings and Arrows (My music: http://hopalongginsberg.com/ | Facebook: Hopalong Ginsberg)
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To: metmom
How do you get a cat to stop nipping hard? I know someone who just got a rescue cat and the cat nips hard enough to hurt but no broken skin, yet.

I immediately rebuke them with a loud, "No! We don't bite people!" This may be accompanied by a finger snap on the nose, which is not harmful but gives a smart. Eventually, my cats don't need a finger snap. Just the loud rebuke. They needed to learn how hard an "acceptable" nip is, when it's just gently taking your finger in their mouth and not biting down, to get your attention vs. a hard bite.

28 posted on 06/04/2017 12:00:26 PM PDT by EinNYC
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To: Biggirl

Of course there is that old joke: “Cats are just teeny little women in fur coats.” I would never laugh at that though.


29 posted on 06/04/2017 12:05:08 PM PDT by Jimmy Valentine (DemocRATS - when they speak, they lie; when they are silent, they are stealing the American Dream)
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To: metmom

We have a (neutered) male that sometimes gets carried away & bites. My SO’s technique is to pull away his hand & very dramatically cry out in pain. Then he refuses to pet the cat for a while. Milo (the cat) seems to realize that he was too rough & tries to make up for it. At least until he gets carried away again...


30 posted on 06/04/2017 12:06:31 PM PDT by Twotone (Truth is hate to those who hate truth.)
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To: Seizethecarp

I call all my cats unprintable names. That’s part of the fun.


31 posted on 06/04/2017 12:11:58 PM PDT by discostu (You are what you is, and that's all it is, you ain't what you're not, so see what you got.)
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To: BigEdLB

I think his collar is too tight.


32 posted on 06/04/2017 12:15:14 PM PDT by PLMerite ("Government should be done to cattle and not human beings." - John Milius)
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To: EinNYC

One of my cats, Cookie, will nip at the back of one’s leg if they raise their voice to spouse (or anybody else). Unfortunately, our cats now have to live in a kitty compound in the back yard that keeps them safe from the urban coyotes that prowl the neighborhood, can’t have them in the house now for medical reasons. So I don’t get nipped anymore when I’m out there feeding or petting them. But she will not tolerate any temper expressed by anyone without circling behind for a nip or two on the calf.


33 posted on 06/04/2017 12:20:04 PM PDT by Mjaye
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To: Twotone; EinNYC

Thanks. I’ll pass it on.


34 posted on 06/04/2017 12:21:04 PM PDT by metmom ( ...fixing our eyes on Jesus, the Author and Perfecter of our faith...)
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To: dfwgator
Oh, if cats could talk, I wonder what kind of names they would have for us, LOL!

Andy always refers to me as "The Old Broad." Merciless...

35 posted on 06/04/2017 12:48:21 PM PDT by Veto! (Political Correctness Offends Me)
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To: Seizethecarp
One of my co-workers forwarded a link to the original and I thought it was a pretty nicely done bit (as only people from the Commonwealth nations seem to be able to pull off). I told my peer that people will now be fighting over Mr. Biggles, because there is only one "utter utter utter bastard" of the cat world, and the distinction of owning him will be irresistable to more than a few.

All cats have that "Lord Bigglesworth genome," but we have only been "blessed" with one who was truly a mean cat, and even she probably would have been okay had her "original humans" not been actually abusive.

Mr. niteowl77

36 posted on 06/04/2017 12:51:31 PM PDT by niteowl77 (Trust- but verify.)
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To: Seizethecarp

37 posted on 06/04/2017 1:07:30 PM PDT by snarkytart
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To: metmom
How do you get a cat to stop nipping hard?

I know someone who just got a rescue cat and the cat nips hard enough to hurt but no broken skin, yet.

You do what they want the first time they tell you. Cats, like any good manager, practice progressive discipline. First they ask, then they tell. If you continue to ignore them, they have to get your attention.

Once you understand who is in charge, things should get better.

38 posted on 06/04/2017 1:18:24 PM PDT by PAR35
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To: Seizethecarp; Yaelle; LucyT; Slings and Arrows; All
I'm thinking that Mr. Biggles' behavior might become more socially acceptable if he were neutered (assuming he hasn't been neutered already).

Could be some prejudice against BLACK cats motivating this Australian lady's critique of him. I never understood the logic behind the fear of black cats.

39 posted on 06/04/2017 1:18:27 PM PDT by justiceseeker93
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To: EinNYC
They needed to learn how hard an "acceptable" nip is, when it's just gently taking your finger in their mouth and not biting down, to get your attention vs. a hard bite.

My previous cat Squeek would gently bite me and I'd say "Ow" and she would stop and I would too.........She was the best.

40 posted on 06/04/2017 1:34:07 PM PDT by Hot Tabasco (If a cow ever got the chance, heÂ’d eat you and everyone you ever cared about.)
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