Elizabeth Warren Says Mitch McConnell Won't Even Say Hello To Her

Huffington Post ^ | April 15, 2017 | Sam Levine

[vetvetdoug]

Warren is the reversal drug for Viagra and Cialis.

[KevinB]

He should say, “Hey, Elizabeth, see you next Tuesday!” Maybe she would feel better then.

[lee martell]

“He doesn’t call, he doesn’t write. He doesn’t even know I’, alive!!”.

[Road Warrior ‘04]

Why, Liawatha, you’ve been so congenial! Can hardly understand why the Turtle would ignore you! /S

[TChad]

"I say hello to Mitch every chance I get, and he turns his head."

So, you admit that you continued to pursue and harass Mr. McConnell long after you knew that your advances were unwanted?

[Angels27]

Maybe McConnell does say “Hi” to her, but says “How” instead and she doesn’t understand it because she is a fake native American.

[SaveFerris]

Yeah, I was thinking the same thing. I’ll give him a pass today for this one. Today.

Poor Fauxahontas.

[mass55th]

He doesn’t talk to squaws.

[Road Warrior ‘04]

“He doesn’t call, he doesn’t write. He doesn’t even know I’, alive!!”.

And, "You don't send me flowers.....anymore!"

[Jonty30]

Maybe he doesn’t know how to speak Cherokee.

[FlingWingFlyer]

Mitch doesn’t like “fake news” and “fake polls”. Maybe he doesn’t like fake Indians.

[rktman]

Only in Gallup and Grants. ;-)

[yefragetuwrabrumuy]

“He won’t sit still and let me harangue and criticize him.”

[Rastus]

Mitch’s stock is rising with me.

[boycott]

Maybe he doesn’t speak her native tongue?

[Chode]

Oh WOe is me... why's everybody always pickin on me???

[ConservativeMind]

I would be willing to poop on her if she was on fire, as long as I didn’t get hurt.

[jazusamo]

;-)

[Eddie01]

No, he doesn’t speak lying bitch.

[rlmorel]

Or, to put it in the famous context:

WARREN: "If I were your wife, I would put poison in your tea!"

MCCONNELL: "If I were your husband, I would drink it!"