President Donald Trump Announces Sale of California to Mexico – The Art of The Deal

Halls of Karma ^ | 3/16/17 | Les Roediger

[Malone LaVeigh]

WASHINGTON (AP) – at 12:15pm today President Trump disclosed that he has reached an agreement with Enrique Peña Nieto, President of Mexico, which provides for the sale of substantially all of the State of California to the country of Mexico. President Trump noted that this deal, which he claims “is his YUGEst real estate deal ever” is a win-win for everyone involved.

The two billionaires, who have clashed in the past, set aside their differences and negotiated the deal in which Mexico will pay for the wall, in exchange for the State of California.

[Malone LaVeigh]

One of the benefits Trump says he will highlight, during a prime time address from the oval office later this week, will include using the proceeds received by the US from Mexico to 1) pay for the wall (fulfilling yet another campaign promise), a wall which will now include the length of the eastern border of California, 2) fund all the infrastructure spending in the remaining 49 states and 3) pay to relocate the 67 remaining Republicans that currently reside in California.

If only ...

[vette6387]

“pay to relocate the 67 remaining Republicans that currently reside in California.”

Unfortunately that number is probably more like 18 to 20 million, and I am one of them. Jerk!

[Huskrrrr]

I’m sure the bought it on the cheap.

[Trump20162020]

Give Mexico the southern part of California in exchange for them paying for the wall and reaffirming their full support for the Treaty of Guadalupe Hidalgo.

The northern part of California is worth keeping though.

[Wiser now]

Wouldn’t this be perfect? They could never again be able to vote in our elections; bye bye Pelosi, and never Hillary.

[veracious]

I like splitting it in half!

[gibsonguy]

Well they already own half it, let’s get something for it.

[nathanbedford]

The deal is that we sell California to Mexico, right?

How much do we have to pay them?

[clamper1797]

Just sell Mexico LA and San Fransicko. The rest of Calif may be salvageable (Sacramento maybe not).

As a side note ... where I live in Arizona we get a lot of Kalifornians here on vacation. I have spoken to more than a few. Most say they are actually conservative. However after talking with them for a bit ... it becomes quickly obvious that they only think they are "conservative" when in reality they are far from it. They say things like "there are only a few bad muslims most are nice people" or "I support the 2nd amendment BUT ... " or "most illegals are very nice people and should stay if they are not accused of a crime" and other liberal crap. They are "conservative" only in their indoctrinated corrupted minds

[Big Red Badger]

Can I Keep LA Jolla?

[Big Red Badger]

That’s in San Diego.

[Rebelbase]

That would be one yuge sale commission.

[Pollster1]

How much do we have to pay them?

I was going to say that.

[zipper]

We will have to keep Yosemite.

And the In-N-Out burger franchise.

[Kickass Conservative]

When I visit Friends in AZ, the first thing I do when I cross the State Line is pull over, open the Trunk and take my Pistol from it’s locked Carrying Case.

In CA I am less than a Free Man. In AZ, the magic happens.

[Rurudyne]

Not one square inch for any reconquest!

[Cboldt]

LOL. A windfall for the companies who will “build the wall,” it just got thousands of miles longer!!

[RitaOK]

Amen, brother.

“Not one square inch.”

[Kickass Conservative]

Can we keep The Original Tommy’s Burger too?

I have to have their Chili Tamale (with extra Chili and Tomato) and a Chili Cheeseburger (ditto on the extras) at least once every few months.

[DoughtyOne]

F U

Clear enough for ya?