Who needs to consult with some guy up in the sky, when you got me? I’m brilliant, and I make sure other people die for my sins, not that there’s anything wrong with that.
Which (regardless of attempted levity) would make you a false messiah, in contrast to Christ, who died for the sins of man, not those of God which are not, and you are not omnipotent, omniscient, but are a finite sinner, and thus you will ultimately fails us. Don't quit your day job superman.