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Let us begin with my most favored of actresses, a lady I have admired ever since she saved me and mine from alar in the apples. Remember Meryl Streep testifying before congress, almost destroying the apple business when there was no danger in this alar stuff, which didn’t even exist?

Or how she gave pedophile Roman Polanski a standing ovation, creep can’t even come back to America for his crimes?

And now she’s going to lecture ME, a genuine and proud-of-it deplorable, on the president I and my fellow deplorables elected?

A zero, a real genuine zero.

I did, in fact, watch the hearings of Jeff Sessions and heh, saw Senator Leahey ask Sessions if a man grabbing a woman’s genitals is a crime.

Lord spare me. Isn’t Leahey the guy who shared a “waitress sandwich” with that horrible Ted Kennedy?

And Donald Trump did never grab an unwilling woman’s genitals…..why do these dumbbells keep making themselves look so stupid?

Oh, and that thing about Trump and the prostitutes urinating on the bed….this top secret revelation aided by our very loyal John McCain?

Dear Lord I been reading all about this folks, in the Name of the Father, the Son and the Holy Ghost, and….well first of all, please let’s get rid of this horrible McCain person.

Second….in 2013, a year when I am quite sure Trump was considering a presidency run, we are to believe he hired a bunch of prostitutes to pee upon a bed Michelle and Barack allegedly slept upon? In Moscow no less, a city known for its surveillance cameras? We are to believe Trump is THAT stupid?

Of course we all know it’s false. The bigger story here is John McCain’s participation in obtaining this piece of crap.

Finally, we have Civil rights legend, a man with no character whatsoever, John Lewis, a nothing-burger that once crossed a bridge, fifty years ago. Now he’s a big loser, sold his soul, not attending Trump’s inauguration as he claims Trump is illegitimate.

A zero….throwing any good he ever did in his sad life, along with Corey Booker who publicly betrayed Jeff Sessions.

Zeroes…..selling their souls.

On a Personal Note

So here, at this time, I am going to reveal….insert drumroll here….TADA!

For the first time….my bucket list!

No, I am not going to die anytime soon. But I do believe I am only going to live ten more years and hey, I am happy to have them.

My sister suffered horrible stroke at two years younger than I am now. Father died age 65, mother died age 73, all siblings get sick around my age…..sludge for blood, heart bypasses, the whole nine yards.

If I am to live ten more years in what I now have is reasonably good health (so it hurts when I walk, I can live with that) then I intend to fulfill my bucket list.

Frankly I think my idea is so good that everyone should sit down, calculate their life span per the statistics, and make your own bucket list.

Some items might take longer than a few days,….or months.

Below, my bucket list!

1.-Yes at number one I do want to be a good person. Do not bestow halos upon me. I am being very selfish here. For when I go home to my Maker I want to be the best person I could have been. Not that I will achieve perfection but at least it will be on my mind.

2-GOING ON A CRUISE! Indeed I have NEVER been on a cruise and before I die (or lose my health) I want to go on a five day cruise.

3-I want some part of my life to become a Hallmark movie. So okay, I did binge-watch Hallmark over the recent holidays and I do so love those movies. I could write those stories but hey, just once I’d love for my daughter not to get bogus restraining orders, for my son-in-law not to accuse me of making my daughter crazy…..for a family that loves one another. I dunno, maybe a guy somewhere in there but I am still on the fence about men in my life.

4-Before I go I want to write everyone who I care enough about, who has influenced me in some way, a letter, leaving them with my thoughts. Writing is my strength after all and I think I could do it. Not sure yet about writing about the creeps in my life but considering it. What the hell, I’ll be dead so why not?

5-This probably doesn’t belong on my bucket list as it’s a job for God. But I’d really like for God to give me a miracle. Don’t know what or how but I’ll stick it on my bucket list and maybe it’ll happen.

6-Yes before I did I want to get back my reputation. I did NOT build a fence on anyone else’s land though the courts in Sussex county found me guilty and I got to pay those awful people from New Jersey five thousand bucks.

I never hurt my daughter, was never a danger to her, she’s crazy, yet she calls up radio stations and tells all the world I killed my husband.

Yes, horrible things have happened to me and it might take ten years for me to be vindicated. So it’s on my bucket list.

7-A SPIRAL PERM. Come on, I’m 66 years old and I want a damn spiral perm. I am trying to talk my beautician niece to do it but they always give me a hard time. Way I figured, for the right amount of money you can get anything so somewhere out there is a beautician who will give me a spiral perm, is that too much to ask?

8-Yes of course I intend to write the story of my life. I understand not a darn person will read it or care. But I tell you, if I could sit down and read a book about my mother or grandmother, any ancestor, I would be delighted. I do have a precious and beautiful granddaughter who might read it.

9-I want to do something for dogs. Tentatively I want to start a Blog to help locate and place rescue dogs. Got ten years to do this but it’s a definite plan.

10-Finally I want to have a grand pajama party. I want all my friends, I’d name names but y’all wouldn’t know any of them except maybe Diane Feinstein.

I want to open a bottle of vodka and I’m not against funny smelling smokes.

I want us to laugh, get drunk, high, talk about politics….a big pajama party for old ladies….that’s the ticket.

As an addendum…..of course I have every intention of writing my own eulogy.

Wish me luck guys.