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Woman Avoids DUI Explaining Orange Juice Made Her Drunk
U.S. News ^ | Jan. 13, 2017 | Steven Nelson

Posted on 01/13/2017 11:39:11 AM PST by deplorableindc

A recovering alcoholic says she knew she wasn’t drunk when she collided with a parked vehicle in late 2015. Sober for most of a decade, her beverage of choice had become orange juice, which she imbibed with gusto during late nights at the office.

The Midwestern attorney -- who asked to be called Sara to protect her career -- sometimes would skip a meal as she consumed up to a gallon of juice a day. And for about a year before the accident, she recalls feeling odd and that something was medically wrong.

When Sara blew just over .10 on a breathalyzer, slightly above the legal blood-alcohol limit in her state, she was arrested for drunk driving, a charge she had faced before.

The charge was quietly reduced last year after Sara was diagnosed as a likely sufferer of auto-brewery syndrome, a rare condition in which digestive tracts loaded with yeast ferment high-carbohydrate foods such as bread and sugary foods like fruit into alcohol.

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1 posted on 01/13/2017 11:39:11 AM PST by deplorableindc
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To: deplorableindc
So *that's* why I sleep for 4 hours after polishing off a loaf of Arnold Brick Oven bread! ;-)
2 posted on 01/13/2017 11:42:22 AM PST by Gay State Conservative (Deplorables' Lives Matter)
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Well, that’s got to be a heckuva note to think you’ve been in recovery for ten years only to discover you’ve been drunk the whole time! A gallon a day though, she must have known something wasn’t right.


3 posted on 01/13/2017 11:43:17 AM PST by bk1000 (A clear conscience is a sure sign of a poor memory.)
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To: deplorableindc

I got a pickup out back with a few special modifications. It makes some real smooth moonshine. Yup, it’s an auto-brewery.


4 posted on 01/13/2017 11:43:56 AM PST by ClearCase_guy (Abortion is what slavery was: immoral but not illegal. Not yet.)
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To: deplorableindc

Worth remembering...”auto brewery syndrome”


5 posted on 01/13/2017 11:44:37 AM PST by sanjuanbob
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To: deplorableindc

a rare condition in which digestive tracts loaded with yeast ferment high-carbohydrate foods such as bread and sugary foods like fruit into alcohol...

So we’re talking a bunch of fruit and a few bags of bread.

Maybe 8 bucks? A good bottle is 25.

Hold my beer while I try this out...


6 posted on 01/13/2017 11:45:47 AM PST by dp0622 (The only thing an upper crust conservative hates more than a liberal is a middle class conservative)
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To: deplorableindc

A day without fermented orange juice is like a day without sunshine


7 posted on 01/13/2017 11:45:58 AM PST by stocksthatgoup (Imagine that!)
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To: deplorableindc
A gallon a day??? That is a lot of unnecessary calories if she is concerned about weight. Plus, I suspect she was going with that much juice because the alcoholic in her liked its effect. It's a tough condition to fight, and I hope she can quit cold turkey. Again.

That's 900 calories a day of just juice, almost half of a woman's daily calories. No, thank you.

8 posted on 01/13/2017 11:46:45 AM PST by Pollster1 ("Governments derive their just powers from the consent of the governed")
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To: deplorableindc

She was still driving under the influence. (I have to remember this one)


9 posted on 01/13/2017 11:47:08 AM PST by IC Ken
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To: stocksthatgoup

Prison hooch.


10 posted on 01/13/2017 11:48:00 AM PST by Buckeye McFrog
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To: bk1000

How many calories are in a gallon of orange juice?


11 posted on 01/13/2017 11:52:45 AM PST by OLDCU
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To: deplorableindc

I’ve known some “yeasty” women in my day, but this takes the cake.


12 posted on 01/13/2017 11:54:34 AM PST by ResponseAbility (The truth of liberalism is the stupid can feel smart, the lazy entitled, and the immoral unashamed)
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New excuse for anything at school or work.

"I'm subject to auto-brewery syndrome.

( A rare condition in which digestive tracts loaded with yeast ferment high-carbohydrate foods such as bread and sugary foods like fruit into alcohol. )

13 posted on 01/13/2017 11:55:17 AM PST by SandRat (Duty, Honor, Country.)
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To: OLDCU

About 2,000 calories in a gallon of orange juice. About the caloric equivalent of 10 beers.


14 posted on 01/13/2017 11:56:08 AM PST by SamAdams76
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To: deplorableindc
I'll drink to that.


15 posted on 01/13/2017 11:58:47 AM PST by libertarian27 (FR Cookbooks - On Profile Page)
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To: Gay State Conservative

Urban myth.


16 posted on 01/13/2017 11:58:50 AM PST by Phlap (REDNECK@LIBARTS.EDU)
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To: Pollster1

More than double this, look at the label. Its only 56 ounces. A gallon is 128 ounces. Shes pushing 1500-1600 calories in juice a day if she really was drinking a gallon.


17 posted on 01/13/2017 12:01:13 PM PST by Secret Agent Man ( Gone Galt; Not averse to Going Bronson.)
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To: OLDCU

It’s about as much as a Double Quarter Pounder with cheese.


18 posted on 01/13/2017 12:07:27 PM PST by Boogieman
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To: deplorableindc

I drink orange juice all the time and never even get a buzz.


19 posted on 01/13/2017 12:09:26 PM PST by FlingWingFlyer (As long as tyranny exists, the Constitution and Bill of Right will never be "outdated" or "obsolete")
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To: Phlap; Gay State Conservative

Hey Phlap: Not an urban myth. I knew a transit driver who -— it was discovered— had a fold in her small intestine which formed a pocket that trapped yeast and “chyme” (pronounced “KIME”)-— the the pulpy thick fluid consisting of partly digested food that passes from the stomach to the small intestine.

She got drunk from simple carbs.

Almost lost her license and her job until that got cleared up legally, and then surgically.

BTW, a couple years after the surgery, the fold/pocket formed again. It just seems to be something her alimentary canal “does.” Needs regular monitoring.


20 posted on 01/13/2017 12:10:35 PM PST by Mrs. Don-o (Cordially.)
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