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New waters for jobless John Kerry in ’17
Boston Herald ^ | November 16, 2016 | Gayle Fee

Posted on 11/16/2016 8:18:35 PM PST by kevcol

Globe-trotting Secretary of State John Kerry will be retiring come January, and now that the wife, Teresa Heinz, has put his two favorite big-boy toys on the market — the $25 million manse on Nantucket and the $4 million yacht Isabel — whatever will the ex-senator do with all his spare time?

“The wife giveth, and the wife taketh away,” said one island wag. “Looks like he’ll have to find a job.”
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Kerry has said he would like to continue to work on global-warming type issues once he leaves the State Department, and with Trump looking to pull out of the Paris climate agreement, there could be ample opportunities within the tree-hugging industrial complex.

Pals also speculate that he’ll do some public speaking and conflict resolution work (whatever that is), and is likely to write a book.

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To: kevcol

Seriously, how come nobody wants to know why this guys eyebrows are falling off his face??

I used to work with this guy that got kicked in the head by a horse when he was a kid... Well, never mind.


41 posted on 11/16/2016 9:51:53 PM PST by NaturalScience
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To: kevcol

Maybe Al Gore has an opening in his scam. Or somewhere else.


42 posted on 11/16/2016 9:53:28 PM PST by Old Yeller (Auto-correct has become my worst enema.)
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To: kevcol

Y’know, that pix gave me an idea. Instead of stand-up comedy, he could do crawl-in comedy.

Yeah, OK, maybe not.


43 posted on 11/16/2016 9:54:33 PM PST by Attention Surplus Disorder (I had a cool idea for a new tagline and I forgot it!)
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To: FlingWingFlyer

Thanks, that gave me my first ever keyboard spew.


44 posted on 11/16/2016 10:00:36 PM PST by kallisti (Both soliloquized alternately and imagined they were conversing)
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To: crusty old prospector

Bite your tongue — he served in Vietnam.


45 posted on 11/16/2016 10:20:58 PM PST by 353FMG (AMERICA IS ALL THAT TRULY MATTERS)
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To: llevrok

Wow, you read my mind that’s exactly who I was thinking of. Great movie/theatre production.


46 posted on 11/16/2016 10:25:11 PM PST by seawolf101 (Member LES DEPLORABLES)
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To: dp0622

Start with spraying them with WD40.


47 posted on 11/16/2016 10:26:38 PM PST by 353FMG (AMERICA IS ALL THAT TRULY MATTERS)
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To: Lean-Right

Thank you. I will give that a go.


48 posted on 11/16/2016 10:34:01 PM PST by dp0622 (IThe only thing an upper crust conservative hates more than a liberal is a middle class conservative)
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To: Lean-Right

Use both or either? And if both, any order and do I saturate them with spray?

Thanks


49 posted on 11/16/2016 10:35:43 PM PST by dp0622 (IThe only thing an upper crust conservative hates more than a liberal is a middle class conservative)
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To: Rebelbase

Now THAT is hilarious!!!


50 posted on 11/16/2016 10:52:36 PM PST by milagro (There is no peace in appeasement!)
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To: kevcol
"John...

"Now, go home and find some Ho Chi Minh memoirs to relax to, but GO!"

51 posted on 11/16/2016 11:07:23 PM PST by OrangeHoof (Get used to it - President Donald J. Trump)
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To: kevcol
He will no doubt find a left wing foundation to give him a job as a "public intellectual," i.e. bullshitting dilletante for left wing causes. I think he will find the market a bit crowded however, as unemployed liberal einsteins are a dime a dozen these days.
52 posted on 11/17/2016 1:42:56 AM PST by hinckley buzzard
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To: FlingWingFlyer

I don’t think that the producers of a Mr. Ed remake could ever get Kerry to saying anything as intelligent as a horse.


53 posted on 11/17/2016 1:56:00 AM PST by Pontiac (The welfare state must fail because it is contrary to human nature and diminishes the human spirit.)
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To: kevcol
bye BYE

54 posted on 11/17/2016 4:27:11 AM PST by Chode (You Owe Them Nothing - Not Respect, Not Loyalty, Not Obedience, NOTHING! ich bin ein Deplorable...)
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To: boycott

My speculation is that Theresa is severely disabled by her stroke and her children and the Heinz children are moving to preserve as much of Heinz money as possible from gigalo Johnny. She hasn’t been seen in a long time.


55 posted on 11/17/2016 4:46:08 AM PST by Jimmy Valentine (DemocRATS - when they speak, they lie; when they are silent, they are stealing the American Dream)
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To: Dr.Deth

He also resembles the Burger King “king”.


56 posted on 11/17/2016 9:12:09 AM PST by Theodore R. (Let's not squander the golden opportunity of 2017.)
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To: dp0622

Either one..but PB Blaster works the
best.


57 posted on 11/18/2016 6:13:52 PM PST by Lean-Right (Eat More Moose)
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