U of Michigan Student Successfully Changes His Preferred Pronoun to ‘His Majesty’ on Class Roster

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[TigerClaws]

As Heat Street‘s Politics Editor Jillian Melchior reported this week, a new policy at the University of Michigan allows students to choose their preferred pronouns— including the gender-neutral “they” and “ze” — to appear on class rosters.

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With that in mind, one conservative student, Grant Strobl, who is also chairman of the Young Americans for Freedom board of governors, decided to troll the university administration by officially requesting his pronoun to be changed to “His Majesty.”

And it worked!

[Paladin2]

How about Bight, My A$$?

[Vendome]

LOL! (;=>

[GOP Poet]

Just call me Goddess—all bow before me. lol.

[GOP Poet]

Or would that be Goddess—all bow before you. Since that will be my new pronoun? Hmmmm. Details . . .

[Larry Lucido]

Call me Pepe!

[Harmless Teddy Bear]

Stormageddon, Dark Lord of All

Phil, Prince of Insufficient Light

Princess Angelina Contessa Louisa Francesca Banana Fana Bo Besca the Third

Hey, if we are going to be untethered from reality let's go all the way!

[tumblindice]

The Far Side, The names we give dogs: Buster. Lady.
The names dogs give themselves:
Vorel: Devourer of Cats and Destroyer of Chickens, He Who Comes to the Neighbors Yard At Night
Sheela, Barker of Great Annoyance, Daughter of La, Stainer of Persian Carpets.

[Hillarys Gate Cult]

Has anybody heard the word “ze” used in real life? Sounds to me like someone is attempting a fake German accent like in old WW2 movies.

[Teotwawki]

When I was a young boy, my grandmother would formally address me as Master, which is classically correct, but I think it would be cool if all these SJW’s would have to address me as Master. That's the pronoun I would pick.

[Chgogal]

Unbelievable that the “great” center of learnings here in the US are making such fools of themselves.

[Paladin2]

Let’s play a game....

[Stosh]

Wait until somebody tries “Grand Kleagle” or “Exalted Cyclops” (which, by the way, was Demoncrat Senator Bob Byrd’s title).

[Political Junkie Too]

Unconstitutional!

Article I Section 10

No State shall enter into any Treaty, Alliance, or Confederation; grant Letters of Marque and Reprisal; coin Money; emit Bills of Credit; make any Thing but gold and silver Coin a Tender in Payment of Debts; pass any Bill of Attainder, ex post facto Law, or Law impairing the Obligation of Contracts, or grant any Title of Nobility.

-PJ

[Buckeye Battle Cry]

Refer to me as “Your Bronzed Sculptedness-combination body builder-sex symbol”.

[EVO X]

When I was a young boy, my grandmother would formally address me as Master

Same here..

I am guessing this experiment will fail and they will just refer to everyone as comrade

[themidnightskulker]

Buck?

[Mr. K]

Hoosier Daddy

[T-Bone Texan]

“Sculptedness”?