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Dr. NakaMats unveils bladed ‘guard wig’ invention for Donald Trump
Japan Times ^ | 24 September 2016

Posted on 09/26/2016 4:17:31 PM PDT by Lorianne

Dr. NakaMats, the alias of inventor Yoshiro Nakamatsu, unveiled Friday yet another quirky contraption: a wig with a built-in sword for Republican presidential nominee Donald Trump.

“The Guard Wig is one invention out of 3,500 inventions and contains a Japanese sword, shuriken, built inside,” the 88-year-old self-professed scientist said in an interview after unveiling his latest invention at the Mmuseumm, a modern natural history museum in Manhattan. “This wig attacks the enemy and then comes back. So he can use it many times to attack,” he said.

When asked if he is a Trump supporter, Nakamatsu responded, “No, I am a professor of Wharton School. So Trump is my student. Therefore I gift my invention to him.”

The Mamori-gami guard wig, a Japanese homonym for guardian hair and guardian angel, was not visible as it was still in a white cardboard box, sealed in plastic.

Nakamatsu won the Ig Nobel Prize in 2005 in the nutrition science category for taking photos of every meal he has eaten for 35 years and analyzing the effects of food on the health of the body, brain activity and longevity.

The quirky, hip Mmuseumm is known for being the smallest in the city, fitting no more than four people comfortably. About 300 people congregated in the alley to see Nakamatsu and his creations on display, including the floppy disk, which he claims to have invented and licensed to International Business Machines Corp., ISIS currency, and “nothing.”

“It is important for him to see it because there is nothing quite like seeing the real thing,” said Alex Kalman, director of Mmuseumm.

(Excerpt) Read more at japantimes.co.jp ...


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1 posted on 09/26/2016 4:17:31 PM PDT by Lorianne
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To: Lorianne

Why not, Hillary! has a whole ship’s cargo net
hidden under her coat.


2 posted on 09/26/2016 4:20:55 PM PDT by tet68 ( " We would not die in that man's company, that fears his fellowship to die with us...." Henry V.)
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To: Lorianne

You’re Hired!


3 posted on 09/26/2016 4:23:52 PM PDT by bkopto
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To: Lorianne

The article is a bit confusing in that a shuriken is not a sword.


4 posted on 09/26/2016 4:23:58 PM PDT by Jack Hammer
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To: Lorianne

He probably developed Oddjob’s bowler hat too!


5 posted on 09/26/2016 4:28:06 PM PDT by kaehurowing
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To: Lorianne
The diagrams from Guard Wig’s patent show it with and without metal spikes and shows how it may easily be thrown from the top of the user’s head.


6 posted on 09/26/2016 4:32:18 PM PDT by COBOL2Java (Hillary's screeching voice is like the pipe organs of hell)
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To: COBOL2Java

Is that Carol Channing?


7 posted on 09/26/2016 4:34:22 PM PDT by Batman11 ( All Muslims are not terrorists, but almost all terrorists are Muslim)
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To: COBOL2Java

Is that Hillary?


8 posted on 09/26/2016 4:36:22 PM PDT by Oldeconomybuyer (The problem with socialism is that you eventually run out of other people's money.)
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To: Lorianne

9 posted on 09/26/2016 4:36:56 PM PDT by Talisker (One who commands, must obey.)
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To: Oldeconomybuyer

Debbie Wasseman Schultz in 2020?


10 posted on 09/26/2016 4:38:35 PM PDT by Sasparilla (Hillary for Prison 2016)
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To: Oldeconomybuyer

I think it’s Nakamatsu.

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11 posted on 09/26/2016 4:40:33 PM PDT by Mears
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To: COBOL2Java
That looks like a Ninja weapon.
12 posted on 09/26/2016 5:37:12 PM PDT by TigerLikesRooster (alt.current-events.clinton.whitewater)
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