Posted on 09/21/2016 7:57:09 AM PDT by mandaladon
Gotta wonder if Ms. Skook doesn’t have a dog that craps on his lawn, hence the pee response...
““He literally pees out his window,” Skook said, gesturing toward the house next door on Como Street, occupied by a Trump backer.”
CBS is getting desperate by even reporting in this way. !
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“He’s getting nuclear launch codes if he gets elected. He would just blow up somewhere.”
This is such an irrational, absurd Dem talking point—and they act like we’re the ignorant ones.
My response to Trump is dangerous with the nuke codes is: Hillary will launch missiles at whoever pays her the most to hit.
Either that, or he has a "Vote for Hillary" campaign poster under his window.
Stanley, a Polock, is marrying Stella. He's concerned that on his wedding night, he might not be up to snuff. So, like any good Polish lad, he asks his mother for advice.
She tells him, "Don't worry Stanley, when the time comes, nature will take over. Just take the hardest thing you have, and put it where she pees."
After much deep thought, Stanley knows what he must do.
So he takes his bowling ball, and puts it in the sink.
Ba-dah, Boom!
I needed that chuckle tonight. :-)
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