[Altura Ct.]

Full Title: Desperate Venezuelans break into a zoo and slaughter a horse for meat as country’s crippling economic crisis leaves thousands starving

[Boogieman]

See? Things aren’t so bad here. At least we didn’t eat Harambe!

[StormEye]

"It comes as Venuzuela is in the grip of a severe
economic crisis which has led to food shortages
and looting in some areas."

That's right -- it's an "economic crisis." It came out of
no where. Probably it was just floating around in the
atmosphere and just happened to settle down on Venezuela.
Or perhaps it came from outer space and attacked Venezuela
like some monster from a 1950's Sci-Fi B movie.

Don't mention that a communist/socialist incompetent, thieving,
oppressive government grabbed power and is the source
of all the current misery in that country.

[spokeshave]

All that was left was a pile of the horse's ribs and a head on the ground

Ha...never leave a severed horse head to waste

I am sure there is someone in the local administration that needs a night time companion.

As for the ribs....a set of horse ribs makes a nutritious soup that will feed half a village.

[Twinkie]

When Communists get desperate for food; they eat what is
at hand. - We live in the country. In the 30 yrs. we’ve
lived here; we have never killed any of the numerous deer
on our place. So, they are accustomed to having free reign.
Now, if Hillary’s selected; all bets are off. We’ve stored
some food and we don’t eat fancy - but the deer out here
had better hope TRUMP’S elected. Even our neighbors who
have not stored anything will be stalking them.

[Rebelbase]

Under a different President we’d have already invaded.

[Brilliant]

Soon they will be eating each other.

[drop 50 and fire for effect]

Horse... it’s what for dinner.

For added variety, rats, mice, cockroaches, etc... will provide a protein rich diet for the population.