WHAT'S THE BEST ADVICE YOU HAVE HEARD FROM YOUR DAD

6/19/16 | walkingfeather

[headstamp 2]

“Don’t talk foolish”

“Where’s the plate for the bones?”

“You’re full of hooey”

“That SOB, I don’t even like him”

“This was made by Charlie Kratzmeyer from the Kratzmeyer manufacturing company”

[HandyDandy]

“Shut up!”, he explained.

[Political Junkie Too]

"Deny, deny, deny. Delay, delay, delay."

-PJ

[dfwgator]

Bed ‘em, don’t wed ‘em.
Do ‘em, don’t woo ‘em.
Date ‘em, don’t mate ‘em.

[super7man]

If you want to be poor, do what poor people do.
If you want to be rich, do what rich people do.

[Ann Archy]

1. The world doesn't owe you a living.

2. There's no such think as a free lunch.

3. If it seems too good to be true, it is.

4. Don't believe everything you read or hear...check it out further.

5. God will take care of you if you take care of Him.

THANKS DAD!!!!!

[DrJeff]

Old man was one of few words, but he spoke with wisdom.

• Learn a trade, then get an education
  
• There's always somebody bigger, stronger, and faster than you.
  
• Do everything to the best of your ability. If you're gonna rob banks, best the best bank robber; if you're gonna be an astronaut, best the best one.
  
• Who cares what others think?
  
• Somebody hits you, hit back twice as hard.
  
• If you run with trouble, it will find you
  
• Nothing good happens after midnight
  
• You must make your own decisions, there are some I cannot bail you out from.

[MeneMeneTekelUpharsin]

lol...That one too.

[central_va]

There is reality and the way you wish things could be. Never confuse the two.

[lilypad]

Do not gaze upon the size of the donut, gaze upon the size of the hole. My father in law (great guy).

[ameribbean expat]

Just leave the woodpile a little taller than you found it.

[paintriot]

We were never allowed to say shut up, can it, hush, or any other way to stop free speech or debate. He died in 2000. I sure miss him. Happy Fathers day Dad.

[al baby]

Never milk a bull he will follow you home

[ameribbean expat]

My old man said the same type of thing, but he used “stupid” instead of dumb. Jeez I heard that a million times in my teenage years.

[Delta 21]

If you do that again, I’m gonna kick your ass....(as my uncle reset the car alarm on his new yellow Corvette.)

5 minutes later my dad is kicking my ass in a circle as the car alarm is going off again.

Thanks dad.
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You gotta pay attention and learn everything you can from the mistakes other people make because there isnt enough time in the world to make them all yourself.

Thanks again, dad.

[chimera]

Yes, there is a God, and you’re not Him.

[pioneerstakethearrows]

Diversify.

[Helen]

If we have a debt to someone, we go without. They don’t.

[MeneMeneTekelUpharsin]

I remember now...”You can do it the hard way, or you can do it the easy way. It’s your choice.”

[AZ .44 MAG]

It’s better to be a smartass than a dumbass.