Witches gather online to hex Brock Turner

NBC4 ^ | June 8, 2016 | NBC4 Staff

[Talisker]

STANFORD, CA (WCMH) – A group of witches unsatisfied with the sentence of former Stanford swimmer Brock Turner gathered Tuesday for a mass ‘hexing.’ The organizer invited more than a thousand people to gather at home altars and recite the following:

Brock Allen Turner we hex you.
You will be impotent
You will know constant pain of pine needles in your guts
Food will bring you no sustenance
In water, your lungs will fail you
Sleep will only bring nightmares
Shame will be your mantle.
You will meet justice.
My witchcraft is strong. Our witchcraft is powerful.
The spell will work.
So Mote it be.

[Salamander]

Yep.

[P.O.E.]

How to make a Gee Haw Whimmy Diddle

[toddausauras]

This rapist punk is being used to paint all white men as rapists. The left are truly dangerous please God don’t let Hillary be president.

[equaviator]

Women are not supernatural.

[Ketill Frostbeard]

Except when they elbow you in the ribs because they know what you were thinking.

[knarf]

You have one of the most fascinating home pages

[Bratch]

[setha]

White, and of a privileged background. They won’t be satisfied with just him, they want to have his entire family destroyed.

Not good in the least.

[equaviator]

I assume that any woman who thinks she can read my mind is dyslexic. Even dear ol’ Mom, but I never let on that she sometimes gets it upside down and backwards.

[exDemMom]

I had one of those as a kid, but it had two propellers. If you worked the stick right, they would spin in opposite directions.

I had forgotten about that toy until I saw your comment. And I never knew what it was called before.

[Salgak]

Thought you knew.

#BlackMagicMatters

(evil grin)

[Mr. K]

OOPS!

[PlateOfShrimp]

What in the world do they expect to do to this guy? Do they think they can turn him into a newt? If they do, he’ll get better.

[Caipirabob]

So when are they going after this rapist?

[mindburglar]

I’ll buy them a case of “eye of newt” if they succeed in hexing this scumbag. He his father too.

[petercooper]

Yes!

[DungeonMaster]

The Word says "Rebellion is as the sin of witchcraft". So knowing how the Lord feels about abortion and homosexuality and paying people not to work and paying people to produce bastards makes most democrats witches in the Lord's eyes.

These little spells are just embarrassing. Voting Dem and is true black magic.

[ASA Vet]

So that gorilla finally got knocked out of the headlines

The Cassius Clay worship did so for only a few days.

[dljordan]

“Then again wichcraft is a bunch of hooey so they can hex all they want and it wont do a thing.”

It gives Cat Ladies something to do when they’re not driving their Subarus.

[Larry Lucido]

Would they be hex wenches?